Not even two months in and I'm not sure I'm going to like my '60's. I run out of breath too easy. Dr said increase my cardio. I told him if I add any more sets of squats I'll puke.
I look great in the morning, almost like a pro body builder, but at night, winding down I just look pregnant.
My wife doesn't care about sex any more. My girlfriend wants a new car to keep my pipes cleared, and has mentioned wanting a little boy before she gets too old. I'm ready to run the other way.
My grandkids are growing up too fast and I feel like I'm missing that.
My personal time with my buds on our bikes is starting to creep back into old patterns that sent me to prison twice.
I can't see, I can't hear, I can't sleep.
But believe it or not I'm not complaining. I just never knew I'd live this long. But thankfully I have lived long enough to have all of these problems.