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ok, so heres the story. Female issue first:
for sometime now, ive been pretty down and pissed off about what happened between me and someone i was very close to, it was an attempt at a long distance relationship and i got screwed. so anyway, i was at (chris) my roommates house when i saw a really hott fucking blonde down the street, no big deal, i made an off hand comment and that was that. he went on to tell me about her, since hes been real good friends with her for about 6yrs now. turns out shes a very unique person. Shes 19, and a virgin. yes, a virgin. and if that isnt shocking enough, shes only ever kissed one guy before in her life. she looks like a fucking model, but she thinks that she isnt attractive and that no one would ever be interested in her. shes just also an all around good person too, she doesnt smoke, she loves to work out, shes going to college, and she rarely drinks, and if she does its one or two and thats the end of that. well it turns out that Chris's girlfriend (cassy) is very insecure about the Blonde living down the street (Laura) from him. so, Chris tells Cassy that i saw her and thought she was good looking, so she had the brilliant idea to kinda set up the two of us. so saturday, me and chris go out and son-of-a-bitch, guess who we run into? Cassy and Laura. well, chris and cassy decided to wander off and leave me and Laura alone, so we talked for a few hours and we starting to get to know each other. now, i know that everyone has their faults, but so far this chick seems like a saint, and from what ive been hearing....SHES BECOMING INTERESTED IN ME?....holy shit that one doesnt add up...anyway, lets just put it this way, i have a reason to quit smoking. so back to the point, the set-up worked out really well, but the problem is that i am a VERY critical person and findn faults in everyone right away, but after talking to her for about 4hrs i still havent found hers....its kinda funny, cause me and Chris were talking about it, and he was telling me that i knew her fault and it was the fact that she was still a virgin and she wants to stay that way till she engaged or possibly married. and frankly i dont see that as a fault, i respect her alot more for that.
so then sunday night rolls around and Brytani decides shes gonna give me a bottle of Jose Cuervo. i dont know why, but i decided to down the whole thing in about an hour. which is not only a terrible idea to start with, but its even worse for two reasons: (1) my drinking experience is limited to a few hours of beer pong, the 5 or 6 i had didnt effect me (it was at the UNR game tailgate), and (2) i had not eaten anything at all other than 3 slices of pizza that day. So, Chris ended up taking care of me that night before i went to sleep. i was sitting there playing an RPG game online and i thought i was lvling up my character and apparently i was laying there dead. then i decided i wanted to piss, so Chris actually had to help me accross the room and sit my ass on the toilet. then i decided i wanted to have a cig, so he help me downstairs, which i was telling him the whole time i was sober and i didnt need his help to get out there. it was raining outside, and i thought the thunder was someone shooting at me. when i tried to light my cig, i was almost burning my lips with my zippo, so he lit it for me. i ended up dropping it three times and tossing half of it away. from this point i laid down back in the rooma and decided to start telling him what i think of him, well this kid is like a brother to me, and apparently, i told him so, MANY TIMES. so, Chris decides to ask me what i think about laura. so i told him and apparently i told him that i dont care if she'd wanna wait for sex, im fine with that and i respect it. so, that definetly got rid of his doubts about my intentions and now he doesnt mind trying to hook us up, not thats hes got to, cause i made things go VERY WELL on saturday.
MONDAY I FELT LIKE SHIT. THREW UP ALL FUCKING DAY.
so the morals of this weekend?
1) im quitting smoking starting today (i havent had one all day) for reasons i stated in the other thread and now i have one more.
2) I AM NEVER DRINKING LIKE THAT AGAIN. NEVER.
for sometime now, ive been pretty down and pissed off about what happened between me and someone i was very close to, it was an attempt at a long distance relationship and i got screwed. so anyway, i was at (chris) my roommates house when i saw a really hott fucking blonde down the street, no big deal, i made an off hand comment and that was that. he went on to tell me about her, since hes been real good friends with her for about 6yrs now. turns out shes a very unique person. Shes 19, and a virgin. yes, a virgin. and if that isnt shocking enough, shes only ever kissed one guy before in her life. she looks like a fucking model, but she thinks that she isnt attractive and that no one would ever be interested in her. shes just also an all around good person too, she doesnt smoke, she loves to work out, shes going to college, and she rarely drinks, and if she does its one or two and thats the end of that. well it turns out that Chris's girlfriend (cassy) is very insecure about the Blonde living down the street (Laura) from him. so, Chris tells Cassy that i saw her and thought she was good looking, so she had the brilliant idea to kinda set up the two of us. so saturday, me and chris go out and son-of-a-bitch, guess who we run into? Cassy and Laura. well, chris and cassy decided to wander off and leave me and Laura alone, so we talked for a few hours and we starting to get to know each other. now, i know that everyone has their faults, but so far this chick seems like a saint, and from what ive been hearing....SHES BECOMING INTERESTED IN ME?....holy shit that one doesnt add up...anyway, lets just put it this way, i have a reason to quit smoking. so back to the point, the set-up worked out really well, but the problem is that i am a VERY critical person and findn faults in everyone right away, but after talking to her for about 4hrs i still havent found hers....its kinda funny, cause me and Chris were talking about it, and he was telling me that i knew her fault and it was the fact that she was still a virgin and she wants to stay that way till she engaged or possibly married. and frankly i dont see that as a fault, i respect her alot more for that.
so then sunday night rolls around and Brytani decides shes gonna give me a bottle of Jose Cuervo. i dont know why, but i decided to down the whole thing in about an hour. which is not only a terrible idea to start with, but its even worse for two reasons: (1) my drinking experience is limited to a few hours of beer pong, the 5 or 6 i had didnt effect me (it was at the UNR game tailgate), and (2) i had not eaten anything at all other than 3 slices of pizza that day. So, Chris ended up taking care of me that night before i went to sleep. i was sitting there playing an RPG game online and i thought i was lvling up my character and apparently i was laying there dead. then i decided i wanted to piss, so Chris actually had to help me accross the room and sit my ass on the toilet. then i decided i wanted to have a cig, so he help me downstairs, which i was telling him the whole time i was sober and i didnt need his help to get out there. it was raining outside, and i thought the thunder was someone shooting at me. when i tried to light my cig, i was almost burning my lips with my zippo, so he lit it for me. i ended up dropping it three times and tossing half of it away. from this point i laid down back in the rooma and decided to start telling him what i think of him, well this kid is like a brother to me, and apparently, i told him so, MANY TIMES. so, Chris decides to ask me what i think about laura. so i told him and apparently i told him that i dont care if she'd wanna wait for sex, im fine with that and i respect it. so, that definetly got rid of his doubts about my intentions and now he doesnt mind trying to hook us up, not thats hes got to, cause i made things go VERY WELL on saturday.
MONDAY I FELT LIKE SHIT. THREW UP ALL FUCKING DAY.
so the morals of this weekend?
1) im quitting smoking starting today (i havent had one all day) for reasons i stated in the other thread and now i have one more.
2) I AM NEVER DRINKING LIKE THAT AGAIN. NEVER.
