The OFFICIAL whore thread REBORN!

[OLYMPIAN]

Both Ben and Jerry are conspiring against my mission to reach 10% BF.

holy fuck ,you're getting lean as fuck ...Good job ,Bullethead.

 

[Cruci]

I like my coffee the way I like my women...

Ground up and in the freezer

 

[ALLO]

I like my coffee the way I like my women...

Black?

 

[black7]

Black?

huh?

 

[bigkarch]

did you know I can make race cars out of my own feces

 

[ALLO]

did you know I can make race cars out of my own feces

In a sick twisted sense, I would like to see that.:flipoffha

 

[bigkarch]

actually, it has to be a firm poop..leave it out in the sun for five hours, then it gets molded into a car....key is, no dairy, no eggs and alcohol....then it can be molded....

 

[OLYMPIAN]

i use my own piss as salad dressing ..better than vinegar I tell ya.

 

[meateater]

 

[bigkarch]

cant see the cement that puts a live frog im my cereal

 

[eVolution]

WTF?!

 

[Cruci]

Black?

Isnt that you and your family in your avatar?

 

[ALLO]

Isnt that you and your family in your avatar?

OWNED.......................... Bwhahahahahaha, doesn't the kid look like me? hahahah:flipoffha

 

[eVolution]

Those images are disturbing, IMO.

 

[bigkarch]

who likes to spit up three trees in a cemetary full of fuzzy animals on crank

 

[Cruci]

I poke badgers with spoons

 

[Cruci]

Knock knock


Whose there?


Dave


Dave who?


Dave who fucked your mother up the ass with a bowling pin and beat her into a coma with a homeless woman's uterus!

Oh sure, come on in.

 

[bigkarch]

six or seven models eat up flies in the closet

 

[Scotsmark]

Scotland rules!!!

 

[Cruci]

Gypsies- Well even Hitler couldnt be wrong all of the time.

 

[Scotsmark]

Why do gypsies only sell clothes pegs?

 

[Cruci]

Why do gypsies only sell clothes pegs?

Whats a clothes peg?

 

[bigkarch]

who here has five fingers

 

[kendo1172]

Let the whoring begin nuggas!!!

 

[mrhtbd]

Went to the zoo today...

 

[mrhtbd]

The kid wanted an elephant...she got it

 

[mrhtbd]

the other kid wanted a wiggley
no, not that kind of wigley you sick fucks!
she got it...(the first one!)

 

[mrhtbd]

Saw a galopogas tortiose taking a bath...shocking

 

[mrhtbd]

The 2 yr-old was tapping on the glass every time the tiger came by, I stepped back

 

[mrhtbd]

The wife was looking sexy