The OFFICIAL whore thread REBORN!

a male lion licked a female lions cunny and the ladies in the audience blushed,
I was like, "Damn straight, that's my kind of lion!"
 
my daughter was feeding hot dogs to the geese, is this legal?
fuckin geese, I think they crashed the party anyways
 
had peanut butter and jelly, then turkey, salad, eggs, oranges, apples, then a pear.
Didn't have much of an appetite
 
a 20-something caught me looking at her tits,
she bent over so they hung out more, tease!
 
saw a woman who's ass was so big even the rhinos looked the other way!
 
was in the zoo store and heard a sultry woman's voice speaking German, I looked over to see a tall, athletic, smoking hot, blond-haired mother,
my jaw dropped and I came in my pants!
:eek2:
 
There once was a gleaming blond fairy,
whose voice was so light and airy,
but when she bent over,
I had visions of clover,
but found she was too dark and hairy!
 
I saw a snake give my daughter the eye,
she gave him the finger!
Can't wait 'til she gets to kindergarten!!!
 
My 2 yr-old daughter cracked up every time
I said, "Hoodie!"
We were both wearing hoodies.
 
I spent $160 at the zoo, even though we got in free because we're members.
 
Could've gotten a good test cycle instead, but I'm natural!
(Oh crap, there goes that eye twitch again!)
 
Saw two girls sitting on a bench today, the one was squeezing the others leg,
the one being squeezed was looking at me and had her legs spread open.
Still shocked over that one!
 
There once was a big guy named Karch,
who let out a big giant farch,
he went to the stoop,
to let out a poop,
and stunk the place up until March!

J/K, bro, don't ban my ass!
 
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