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keep this bumped to the top fellas until he tells you what happened to him tonight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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meateater
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Awww shit, what's up.
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meateater
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^^^
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OLYMPIAN
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bump
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OLYMPIAN
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you need a ride ,cutie???
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bumpitty buamp
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OLYMPIAN
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bump it
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^^^^^^^
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back to the top
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hahaha ight hold up just got on
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, im in this new big city as you know, i live 2 min walk from work in a expensive ass complex... to make that happen i dont have a car, i actually like not having a car., but anyways its beautiful out today so i go for a nice 1 hour walk to a gym i normally dont go to, have a nice workout, and hit the mall afterwards
As im walking back from the mall im on the phone talkin to the bro JPIZZLE (so you know im not making this story up for attention
)...... Im like hold on JP this pickup truck keeps slowin up trying to get my attention...... Now im use to being on the lookout for cars, most of the time people on the road are trying to yell at me, hit me, throw shit at me, you know standard stuff .... but this pickup truck keeps makin uturns at the intersection when i change my course of direction, so i now i know he probally wants something...... finally he catches up to me and says "Hey were you walking around xxx town today",...
now im thinking, well maybe i dropped my wallet and he wants to give it back or something like that.... so im like "ya i was"....so he says in a very friendly manner, "well hey im waiting for a friend do you want a ride?"..., now red lights are going off in my head, so i say "no thanks bro i like walking" to which he replys, and i quote " O comeon, cant you just get in the truck, You are SOOO cute"..., stunned i say na bro i gotta go, and hit a full sprint in the opposite direction.... Meanwhile im still on the phone with JP and im like " O fuck bro this gaywad is following me what the fuck do i do"...... I sprint off into the opposite parking lot and i see this guy following me in his truck...., he pulls into the parking lot and trys to play it off like a coincident or something and goes " o hey there you are, well im still waiting for my friend if you want that ride".... im startin to get fired up at this point, but i dont wanna get confrentational, who knows what ace this guy has up his sleeve....., and start in the opposite dirrection trhough th back alley and when i turn around his truck is about 30 yards directly behind me with his lights on and completley stopped.... long story short i duck off into sports authority and call for a cab.... hide in the womens section and wait for the cab to pick me up.... hahahha not that great of a story but shit happens later bros
As im walking back from the mall im on the phone talkin to the bro JPIZZLE (so you know im not making this story up for attention
)...... Im like hold on JP this pickup truck keeps slowin up trying to get my attention...... Now im use to being on the lookout for cars, most of the time people on the road are trying to yell at me, hit me, throw shit at me, you know standard stuff .... but this pickup truck keeps makin uturns at the intersection when i change my course of direction, so i now i know he probally wants something...... finally he catches up to me and says "Hey were you walking around xxx town today",... now im thinking, well maybe i dropped my wallet and he wants to give it back or something like that.... so im like "ya i was"....so he says in a very friendly manner, "well hey im waiting for a friend do you want a ride?"..., now red lights are going off in my head, so i say "no thanks bro i like walking" to which he replys, and i quote " O comeon, cant you just get in the truck, You are SOOO cute"..., stunned i say na bro i gotta go, and hit a full sprint in the opposite direction.... Meanwhile im still on the phone with JP and im like " O fuck bro this gaywad is following me what the fuck do i do"...... I sprint off into the opposite parking lot and i see this guy following me in his truck...., he pulls into the parking lot and trys to play it off like a coincident or something and goes " o hey there you are, well im still waiting for my friend if you want that ride".... im startin to get fired up at this point, but i dont wanna get confrentational, who knows what ace this guy has up his sleeve....., and start in the opposite dirrection trhough th back alley and when i turn around his truck is about 30 yards directly behind me with his lights on and completley stopped.... long story short i duck off into sports authority and call for a cab.... hide in the womens section and wait for the cab to pick me up.... hahahha not that great of a story but shit happens later bros
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IRON37
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LMAO! hahaha
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OLYMPIAN
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OMFG..HHAAAAAHAHA..i told you gotta stop dressing up like you belong in a boyband.
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OLYMPIAN
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BTW..look directly to your right..outside your window.
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HAHAHHAAHA, well i dont have highlights anymore, so thats a step in the right direction
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who knows, he might of tased me and put me in the back of his truck, like i said who knows what ace he had up his sleeve
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dude that's nuts. That guy coulda like killed u or something. id carry a gat
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rippedfreak
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goin you were shitting bricks to a fagggot..wat happen to your manly ego?
makaveli25
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hahah hes right though guy could of been packing heat or had a stun gun. just be glad you didn;t wake up in his basement naked and chained up hahah
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LOL @ Goin4summanluv.
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that dude is on a mission and he will eventually destroy G4'S pinky butt..i give it a month.
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LOL It was probably a whole lot funnier for me considering I was on the other end of the phone hearing the entire thing. I wish I hit the record button on my cell so you call could hear it. Goin made the right decision though growing up in NY you just don't know how crazy people really are. Unless you a prepared to kill the dude your better off getting away. You guys are forgetting that this fuck followed him all day HA. I was trying not to laugh all I kept telling him was not to go back to his place because this fuck would know where he lived. The best part was probably listening to G's breathing change from calm to overload HA and then when he sprinted HA. Oh shit it was a good way to end the weekend.
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Funny scene..a 6'3 highlighter kid sprinting down the street trying to get away from some fat dude with a mad boner ..hehe!!
