The Blonde and the Lobsters (joke)

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One evening a blonde went to seafood restaurant for dinner. When
she saw the tank where they kept the lobsters she asked a waiter,
"Why are those creatures in that tank?"

"They are the lobsters we serve our customers!" answered the
waiter.

"You mean you're going to kill them," said the blonde.

"Absolutely," said the waiter.

The blonde was so upset that she immediately exited the
restaurant, drove to a nearby convenience store and bought a heavy
duty plastic bag. She then returned to the restaurant to carry
out her mission.

Taking pity on the poor creatures, she waited until the moment was
right, then snatched all of the lobsters from the tank. She threw
them in a bag, and hightailed it out of the restaurant.

Straight to the woods she went ... and set the poor animals free.
 

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