black7
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Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant.
After ordering their
cornbread and beans, they talk about the latest addition to their
junkyard business.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating
a sandwich, begins to cough.
After a minute or so, it becomes apparent
that she is in real distress.
One of the hillbillies looks at her and
says "Kin ya swallar?" The woman shakes her head no.
"Kin ya breathe?"
The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.
The hillbilly
walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down
her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the
obstruction flies out of her mouth.
As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly
walks slowly back to the bar.
His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heerd of
that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver', but I ain't never seed nobody do it.
"
After ordering their
cornbread and beans, they talk about the latest addition to their
junkyard business.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating
a sandwich, begins to cough.
After a minute or so, it becomes apparent
that she is in real distress.
One of the hillbillies looks at her and
says "Kin ya swallar?" The woman shakes her head no.
"Kin ya breathe?"
The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.
The hillbilly
walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down
her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the
obstruction flies out of her mouth.
As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly
walks slowly back to the bar.
His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heerd of
that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver', but I ain't never seed nobody do it.
"
