THERE ALREADY IS AN EVIL PLAN.
This is your prep for the nursing home friend. Let me give you some facts: If you live to 70, your life is more than half over. And...it's highly unlikely the quality of the years you have left will even compare to the first half. If fact age induced deterioration will cause you prolonged bouts of pain, irritation and depression. The fact of the insignifigance of your elderly existence and impending doom(spelled D.E.A.T.H) of inevitable horror that is your personal nightmare; make comtemplation of suicide seem reasonable. You were born to just to die. Your flesh to first rot then become dust. Your soul to burn. You are a time traveler set only for the future destination called doom. The only thing to denote your existence is those who care to remember you. And their fate is no different than yours! So cheer up. You still have those precious moments before your vapor has dispersed(hopefully- you may already have met you demise). Unbore yourself. Have a nice day