Darkness
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Ladies and gentlemen, there is a hero living among us. Over the weekend, one of our members was at a family reunion, when a large, vicious, maybe even rabid raccoon appeared to take the family feast by force. He appeared on a picnic table bearing his teeth for all to see, hissing and clearing away the woman and children. Then, swatting with his mighty, razor, like paws and agressively darting back and forth, he cleared then men from the tables. Men, women, and children shuddered helplessly from a safe distance watching in fear as they knew what would happen next to all of the BBQ, the pies, and probably even the beer.
Except for one Man....
A proud, bold, enhanced athlete of A-E, who probably needs to lower his dose a bit, stepped forward and confronted the coon. A fight ensued, a fight to the death, as our proud young man full of testosterone battled the coon fearlessly as to not loose the family feast. The young AE warrior sacraficed his safety and was scratched, bitten, and torn almost to shreds. The coon was defeated, and our young hero's wounds were severe and deep. His woman greeted him with that look in her eye and touched him gently as the coon scrambled to safety, having finally met his match after all these years of inflicting pain at family reunions and picnics. His children pointed, "that's my Daddy" with pride. The other women looked on with reverence, and maybe even alittle inter-cousin lust, wondering who this little cousin is that gained 76 lbs in the last 4 years and now fights coons with ferocity, while their fat husbands stared down at their shoes with emarrassed gratitude.
Who is this man hero of A-E, whom we are blessed to know?
True story....any guess?
Except for one Man....
A proud, bold, enhanced athlete of A-E, who probably needs to lower his dose a bit, stepped forward and confronted the coon. A fight ensued, a fight to the death, as our proud young man full of testosterone battled the coon fearlessly as to not loose the family feast. The young AE warrior sacraficed his safety and was scratched, bitten, and torn almost to shreds. The coon was defeated, and our young hero's wounds were severe and deep. His woman greeted him with that look in her eye and touched him gently as the coon scrambled to safety, having finally met his match after all these years of inflicting pain at family reunions and picnics. His children pointed, "that's my Daddy" with pride. The other women looked on with reverence, and maybe even alittle inter-cousin lust, wondering who this little cousin is that gained 76 lbs in the last 4 years and now fights coons with ferocity, while their fat husbands stared down at their shoes with emarrassed gratitude.
Who is this man hero of A-E, whom we are blessed to know?
True story....any guess?
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