do you fart in the tanner??

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I didn't...I could've but i didn't...i just held it; and i'm curious..whats the etiquette rule here?
 
What? My farts smell like rotten lethal deadly egg white farts and if i gotta fart im gonna make damn sure everybody smells it...... but definatly not in a tanning bad for the heat to bake the odor into my sweaty skin.
 
In the tanning bed we use i let em rip.. my ass cheeks fit the bed in just a way that it sounds like firecrackers or those snap things u throw at peoples feet lol.
 
Be careful with methane around a heat source. You might set the crinkle sack on fire! :insane:
 
I think I actually have. Its been a while since Ive been in a tanner. Seems like I wouldn't do that.
When Im on a keto of sorts and drinking those liquid eggs its shear death and destruction. I almost get kicked out of my house.
 
willi said:
I think I actually have. Its been a while since Ive been in a tanner. Seems like I wouldn't do that.
When Im on a keto of sorts and drinking those liquid eggs its shear death and destruction. I almost get kicked out of my house.
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LMAO, This Reminds me of my old man..lmao, Never pass a urinal and NEVER trust a fart!!!

I've been banned from the living room recently with those Liquid egg white and Tuna!! LMAO!!

But i never tan anymore since I found Mt2...
 
nightrain116 said:
In the tanning bed we use i let em rip.. my ass cheeks fit the bed in just a way that it sounds like firecrackers or those snap things u throw at peoples feet lol.
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hysterical...

I may consider a test fart next time I'm there to check for adverse responses....
 
Powerbelle and I have our own and I don't use it that often. So anyways......
 
On a tanning bed, it always sounds louder than you would expect!
 
I dont like to fart in the tanner because there's typically no one around to appreciate it.
 
i stopped tanning 10 yrs ago---i work outside and im a welder so i dont need any more risk for skin cancer than i already have

but here is protocol for tanning

1. flirt with girl behind counter--tell her you cant reach your back with the acclereator so she needs to help you

2. tan naked--dont be a pussy and wear a sock on your dick thats not cool

3. fart all you want

4. flirt with girl on the way out

5. repeat that every other day

words of wisdom from the great and powerful Oz
 
oh and tan lines are sexy as fuck on a woman---all you other old farts can testify to that!
 
I let them out anywhere expect work (@work i walk in the back and let that shit rip) because i'm in retail sales and I would lose sales:D
 
Lol this is hillarious really a thread on farting in the tanning bed. Alright I'll bite, yep just let it rip but lift the bed lid for a few seconds to release the smell.
 
I always tried to shoot the fart out the side of the bed so the fan by my feet didn't blow it into my own face.
 
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