Gym Related Things Not To Do

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Do not ride your Harley to the Gym on leg training day!

Do not tell the little chubby latino girl she look fine just to make her feel good! She will follow you around the rest of your work out. Stupid tren!

Do not sniff the stationary bike seat right after the hot blonde chick gets off of it.

Do not ask the cop training next to you what sort of gear he is on, even though it is obvious he is on.

Do not tell your wife about all the chicks checking you out at the gym.

Do not hit on young chicks if you have no intention of following through. They love "hooking up" whereas my wife of 30 years frowns on it.
 
Here's one learned the hard way:

Don't say "holy fuck those FF tits are truly ridiculous on that bitch, but I'd fuck her" to the guy using the bench beside you until you verify it isn't his wife. Yep he was fucking big too :)
 
A new addition to the list I just figured out.

When the big breasted chick asks you to spot her on bench she probably does not want you to use your hands as protection on her nipples to keep them from being bruised by the bar.
Fortunately big breasted chicks think that us big muscled up boys are dumber than rocks so we can get away with it at least once.
And when spotting her it is not polite to grab her nipples with the backs of your fingers as you follow the bar down then up.
Oh yeah...pulling her shirt out at the top and looking down is no way to "look for your contact" that fell out. She may fix it so you actually DO need contacts.
By the way... do nto go hame and tell your wife about the chick you saw at the gym with the huge tits.

All in all a fairly uneventful evening at the gym. I did hit 555lb bench with the big boob chick as my spotter. Guess what she did? Broke all my rules!!!:ance2:
 
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