Biker to Biker Rant!

[bufbiker]

So, I've been riding my Harley back and forth to work last two weeks in the cold and rain. Old ladies Monte Carlo is having heads planed, cylinders bored, etc. A nice little boost in HP for her. She lives to drive fast.
Anyways, I'm pulling out of the post office, we live in the boonies so have a po box, and I hear this guy hollering hey, stop. There was this guy on a ten speed bike coming. So I yelled, sorry bud, didn't see you. And I didn't. He blended right into the scenery. He yells back, whatever, fuck you. Watch your ass.
It took a second to register, because no one talks to me like that. Not even in all my years spent in prison, no one ever spoke to me that way.
When it sunk in I'm thinking, this pussy in Speedos and a little pointy hat just told me fuck you. I whipped a quick u turn in the middle of traffic, pulled up beside the guy, he's peddling his butt off and I asked him, you got something to say to me? He starts screaming, I'm sorry, I'm sorry! But cars hit me all the time. I didn't mean to disrespect you. I told him just be careful who you tell to fuck off or it could be your last time.
So fellow bikers, your integrity is still in tact. I helped to maintain the biker image and stereotype.
Ride free and ride long!

 

[liftsiron]

We have an extremely nice paved bike path up here, yet some guys insist on riding in the middle of the road holding up traffic right next to the bike path.

 

[Freezerdude]

Lucky bastard just doesn't realize just how lucky he was you wasn't running tren! lmao!!

 

[MR. BMJ]

Shit, he punked you boy!

heh heh heh....thumbs up on handling it with dignity rather than just beating the living crap out of him. With your luck, there probably would have been one of them hidden Highway Patrols to see the beating....even in the boonies.

 

[Guest]

Nice restraint. I'm sure he'll think twice before running his lips to a random person, or at least a biker. Lol

 

[Dawgpound_Hank]

Was he pissin' down his leg when he seen those "22"s with attitude big guy?

 

[Darkness]

Yet another little mouthy bitch is spared his life by a kind. Forgiving man. What a warm fuzzy feeling this thread has.

 

[Glycomann]

reminds me of a story where a can of silly string was used to beat someone bloody.

 

[bufbiker]

It could be done I do believe.

 

[A.B]

Haha I think he woulda had a cigar stain in his speedo after that encounter!!!!!

 

[John Benz]

You're a merciful and kindhearted man Buf!

 

[choke]

That was a lucky "man" indeed.

It's a sad state where we have to many beta males who've had a life free from consequence. That little shit got lucky.