A man and his wife were working in their garden one
day and the man looks over at his wife and says:
"Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big.
I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue."
With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and
measure the grill and then went over to where his
wife was working and measured his wife's bottom.
"Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider
than the barbecue!!!"
The woman chose to ignore her husband.
Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling a
little frisky.
He makes some advances towards his wife who
completely brushes him off.
"What's wrong?" he asks.
She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire
up this big-a** grill for one little weenie?"
day and the man looks over at his wife and says:
"Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big.
I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue."
With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and
measure the grill and then went over to where his
wife was working and measured his wife's bottom.
"Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider
than the barbecue!!!"
The woman chose to ignore her husband.
Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling a
little frisky.
He makes some advances towards his wife who
completely brushes him off.
"What's wrong?" he asks.
She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire
up this big-a** grill for one little weenie?"
