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Anyone fighting with their significant other lately?

Any exercises you guys recommend to bring up my lagging calves?

Swung by navy pier today with the family. The dudes are tiny the girls bigger then most guys. Yoga pants everywhere. Special thanks to the blonde with the watermelon fake tits even the wife was impressed.

Over the weekend the neighbor stopped me and told me that at 28 he is now on BP meds and asked what he can do to lower his BP. The guy is over 3 bills smokes and drinks and never moves off his couch unless he is at work. I told him exercise lose weight stop drinking and smoking he didn't...

My kid finally saw me getting ready for work. I was downstairs in our kitchen and he went into the bathroom to pee. He but couldn't believe I was up getting ready for work. "But dad it's still dark out". Kids I love the innocence in them.

My wife lost an ear ring last night. Reason I'm pissed is that I bought them for her as a wedding gift when we first got married almost 10 years ago!! I didn't have a pot to piss in back then and they cost me at the time a lot of money. So they mean a lot to me and I guess more to me then her.

I was giving this some thought. How many of you guys actually have friends you made here? Myself personally I've developed a pretty strong support groups with a little cliche of members. When the world gets overwhelming I know that I always have D, BT and FD right there if I need something. I...

Got to work and got rained out so I came home to 3 inches of water in the basement because of course the sump goes out. Got that all fixed by 10am Mrs oz comes home from dropping off little oz at school (at least that's what we call it but it's social therapy for his aspergers) little little...

A friends with benefits thing going?? If so fuck you....that is all

Today is world autism day so please wear something blue in support. Some of you trusted men and women know how important this is to me.

We all have them and I don't mean just for the gym I kiss my kids goodnight every night when they are sleeping and whisper to them "I'm in the other room if you need me" Let's hear them

Last night was one of the coolest nights I've had with my wife in a long time a make-shift picnic on our living room floor of sushi and loaded Mac and cheese from a local restuarant at 9pm ish (I was actually texting nudes to darkness and bikertrash while I was waiting for the food LOL) Just a...

Does he claim to be drug free? He used to compete in the ADAU that's why I ask.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WOQ0_OzqCZ4&feature=youtu.be

I keep all of the one dollar bills I get thru the week in my truck and I usually give that money to the kids to have. So I cleaned the truck out today and pulled out 38 one dollar bills and left them out on the kitchen counter. The wife thinks she hits pay dirt and starts counting and says to...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grgNOCOPpbY

My dipshit youngest brother reached out to me to help him fix his credit. Aside from bankrupcy how can you fix it? Does he need to contact the credit bureaus for his credit report? I think he wants to make payments to his creditors. Any help you be great.

Another round of snow 4-7 inches tonight

Lost control of my truck heading to work and wrecked the fucker. I'm fine the truck is not........ Black ice is a mother fucker

Took the wife and kids out to eat to our favorite Mexican place. Kids very unruly little people last night. Wish was embarassed how they acted. Little girl oz choked a little had everyone panicking. She was fine. Boy oz ate chips and salsa till he was sick. My wife was amazed at how much I at at...