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Growing up I only drank whole milk and water and occasionally kool aid but that was rare so I think my need for pop stems from the lack of soda I had as a kid. Anyone else have this issue? I tried explaining it to my son and he doesn't get it he just thinks everything he wants is always in the...

Sunday equals cheat day! So far a half dozen donuts and a Mexican burrito so far LOL. I just know the tread mill is calling my name in the morning :(

Who here shaves their body hair? I'm just too damn old to worry about it anymore.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=MNctsEFp7Zs

I go to the chive everyday and love the philosophy of the place so today I practiced my first random act of kindness. We went to Cracker Barrel for dinner and there was an older man eating alone so my wife and I grabbed the waitress and told her we were going to get his dinner. The waitress...

Dad I think I pooped my pants At a bday party with the family and I find Brody all by himself playing and that's what I hear I tell him alright keep quiet lets head to the bathroom and dad will fix this and I did

Do any if you guys have a celebrity crush? My wife thinks I'm odd for who my if I could bang any celeb and not get divorced are. 1 kaley cuoco 2 Kelly Osborne 3 Taylor swift

It would be darkness....and he knows why

the wife has a bachelorette party next weekend im a little nervous LOL but if all goes as planned i should get some good nookie that night, just have to make sure i have stuff set up for a hangover for her

The wife finally noticed how much my body has changed in the past 6 months. She says to me when I'm in a towel that my abs look great and it's the best shape she has every seen me in. About time she noticed after all I've been doing 430 workouts with my partner and cardio after work with a...

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1 bag jimmy dean turkey crumble 2 medium sweet potatoes 1 cup chopped onion 3 tblsp sugar free maple syrup 1/2 cup almond milk or 1/2 cup milk of choice 8 large egg whites 4 large eggs 1/2 cup shredded cheese salt/pepper to taste saute onions with cooking spray and syrup set aside brown turkey...

or at the very least finally caught it sitting on the sofa while little oz watches cartoons and his sister naps, i look over at him and he is picking his nose, no biggie we have kleenex everywhere, but then he sticks his finger in his mouth i was like WTF are you doing simple response "eating...

remember that scene in kindergarten cop when he falls on the bed and says "they're horrible" yeah thats how i feel like arnold mrs oz went back to work this week and it was my first day alone with the kids so yeah it was rough to say the least

Where do you bigger guys get your dress clothes I have two wedding this summer and I want or I should say the wife wants me to look nice. We went shopping today and regular clothes aren't tailored to fit a more "athletic" build. I don want to pay for a tailored suit if I don't have to

so little oz is about 3 1/2 and we have stopped using pullups with him at night to break him on the dependency of this....i wake up this morning and his is kinda up but kinda not so i say to him "hey kid you gonna come down stairs with me?" so about 15 minutes later im in my office and all of a...

anyone been to disney with their family? i need some details on that if possible--so lets open a thread to help me plan a disney trip

so the midwest is getting hit again--we are supposed to get 10 inches of snow so my snow day diet will consist of pickled eggs, pinto bean and ground bison, and sweet potatoes---lets see how i smell tonight

i told the dark one this story today while it all happened...we took little oz to a place called monkey joe's its a place with indoor bounce houses and slides etc.... well it was packed and my wife, the saint she is, she tells me not to start stuff with any parents if something happens and let...

cookies, mcD's, mexican food, coffee cakes, muffins--what has happen to me in the past 2 weeks??? what has changed in my life hmmmm??? well i prepped 3 days of show food today so hopefully its back to show time