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My first date with a groupie
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It's that eternal story, boy meets girl, boy takes girl to see his favorite wrestler "the Banana" perform, girl dumps boy and goes out with Banana in some form of revenge.
First the myspace pics looked good, damn, got to not rely on those again.
She had a kid and was a little heavy, probably from too much drinking. She had a couple of drinks, I had chai, she was nursing the second drink for quite a bit, until my buddy Gary came by dressed as a Tsunami, which brought up talk of "Plushies and Furries", which apparently was dirtier talk that she was prepared to deal with.
Or more to the point, someone dirty enough to know what Plushies and Furries are, is further than she was prepared to go for revenge against her ex.
And no I'm not a plush Banana.
So I ended it by telling her that she clearly was bitter about the end of her relationship and I didn't see us going anywhere.
So let that be a lesson to you, tell her "It's You, not me".
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It's that eternal story, boy meets girl, boy takes girl to see his favorite wrestler "the Banana" perform, girl dumps boy and goes out with Banana in some form of revenge.
First the myspace pics looked good, damn, got to not rely on those again.
She had a kid and was a little heavy, probably from too much drinking. She had a couple of drinks, I had chai, she was nursing the second drink for quite a bit, until my buddy Gary came by dressed as a Tsunami, which brought up talk of "Plushies and Furries", which apparently was dirtier talk that she was prepared to deal with.
Or more to the point, someone dirty enough to know what Plushies and Furries are, is further than she was prepared to go for revenge against her ex.
And no I'm not a plush Banana.
So I ended it by telling her that she clearly was bitter about the end of her relationship and I didn't see us going anywhere.
So let that be a lesson to you, tell her "It's You, not me".
