a real woman

ozzy69

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A real woman is a man's best friend. She will never stand him up and never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day. She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret. She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires. She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive and invincible... No wait...I'm sorry. I'm thinking of whiskey. It's whiskey that does all that crap. Never mind.
 
Yeah, that's how they are until you marry them!
After that it's bitch, moan, and whine!
(unless you're lucky like me and get one that stays quiet)
Hmmm, maybe whiskey isn't so bad after all!
 
Yea, a nice bottle of Jack or Crown Royale (or beam) will always make everything better....well, sometimes at least:D
 
Happiness comes in a bottle for certain ,,,,,,Damn now I know why im never happy ...Im going to the store....
funny ass post Ozzz .
 

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