Arm wresteled a worldclass competitor tonight

Darkness

Darkness

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I was at a wedding and He was 350 lbs and has been beaten once in his life in some national level tournament. His name was Tiny. I knew as soon as I shook his hand that this wasn't gonna be pretty. He was telling me about the 800 lb casing he carries in the mine when he doesnt have the patience to wait for the crane.

He was a very nice man and we left before someone asked us to pay for the table that he broke with the back of my hand.

:rive:
 
Darkness said:
I was at a wedding and He was 350 lbs and has been beaten once in his life in some national level tournament. His name was Tiny. I knew as soon as I shook his hand that this wasn't gonna be pretty. He was telling me about the 800 lb casing he carries in the mine when he doesnt have the patience to wait for the crane.

He was a very nice man and we left before someone asked us to pay for the table that he broke with the back of my hand.

:rive:
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Thanks bro I need that put a smile on my face.:yesway:
 
Darkness said:
I was at a wedding and He was 350 lbs and has been beaten once in his life in some national level tournament. His name was Tiny. I knew as soon as I shook his hand that this wasn't gonna be pretty. He was telling me about the 800 lb casing he carries in the mine when he doesnt have the patience to wait for the crane.

He was a very nice man and we left before someone asked us to pay for the table that he broke with the back of my hand.

:rive:
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my cousin whos also named tiny btw broke a guys arm complete with bone through the skin , i dont arm wrestle any more.
 
Yea guys that was funny. He only had 130lbs on me. He did say out of all the people in the room I felt the strongest. Probably because my bicep didnt move, but rather he rotated my whole body such that the person to my left barely missed my boot flying by their head as he pivoted my scrawney ass to victory.

I hope I'm not too old for this shit too. And I hope my hillbilly nephews dont go sophisticated on us; those weddings are fun.
 
When I was in my twenties, at a weight of 218, I could beat almost anyone in armwrestling, even some of the really huge 350 lb guys at the bars, but I first met a little 165 lb mechanic who could flip my arm over like it was nothing, and then a slightly larger 180 lb guy who told me to take his arm down completely, then proceeded to flip me over even faster. Said he was world champion in his weight class and could have broken my arm if he felt like it. A little humbling. ;)
 
I've had to stop arm wrestling, it seems like everytime I did it turned into a fight afterwards, Sore loosers!! Although I've had my ass handed to me once or twiced..
 
My freshman year in college I went on vacation with a friend to West Virginia. (His mom was on dialisis and he just wanted someone his own age to hang with to meet chicks and stuff.)
We spent a week with his cousins at a farm in the hollers.
His uncle had a forearm the size of my calf, and had it in his mind to arm wrestle me. I was always lousy at that, and a scrawny 154LBS, but I agreed as I was a guest and was afraid to say no.
We laid on the floor to arm wrestle because his wife said, "You ain't ruinin ma table!"
Somehow, laying on the floor gave me enough leverage to beat him.
Scrawny yes, but I lived on a dairy farm for four years in high school so i wasn't new to throwing shit.
He was so impressed he invited me onto the porch with the other "men" to sample his "shine." Wow, just wow.
I took the first one down as a shot and coughed up a storm.
When I finally caught my breath, after several minutes, he slapped me on that back and said, "That's why they call it 'sippin shine' boy!"
Don't remember much of the night after that, but I remember waking up on the porch in the morning with a blanket throwed over me.
Good times near Cheat Lake for sure, even jumped off the Tressle Bridge the next day. Ooo Wee!
 
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