Awesome story!

[MR. BMJ]

I went out my back door and walked out onto my patio and then took the sidewalk around the house to the side door. I went in, checked the tires on my car and they were all good still so I grabbed me a water from out second refrigerator out in the garage and walked back into the inside of the house. I walked back to my room, and pulled out my clothes to wear for the next day, and then walked over to the restroom and went pee. I checked the mirror for any skin imperfections bt didn't find any, so I walked back out through the hall and worked my way over to the back door that leads back to the patio. While standing out there, I heard a noise come from the other side of the house so I walked over and it was just my neighbor closing his sliding back door to go back inside. I checked the yard to see how many weeds we had growing because i'm gonna till it all up and try to put in some sprinklers and then some real grass. I'm gonna do that soon hopefully. After about 5 minutes I walk back around to the garage and go inside to get another water, then open the front garage dooer and walk out to the front yard and to take the trash can out to the street. I saw a 7-8 year old kid riding his bike past our house. The GF then called me inside because she wanted me to move a box out of our closet. I go back to the room and the box she wanted was a green one with white stripes on it. The box had some paperwork in it, so I got it down and gave it to her.

 

[b52]

I'm gonna kill you! I just read that whole thing waiting for something that never came. The suspense will kill ya, lol

 

[Darkness]

Yea. I've been had.

Should we finish the story with something interesting?

 

[liftsiron]

I thought it was an amazing read, worthy of Hemingway.

 

[Kobe8jf1234]

Dude lol

 

[Freezerdude]

The next package in your mail box could be a letter bomb, First thread of the day I read and I got burnt already today.... Some first day of spring this is going to be....lol good one BMJ!

 

[MR. BMJ]

 

[myosaurus]

you left out the rest of the story...
after you gave the box with the paper to your GF you felt the urge to crap. so you went to the shitter and pushed out massive pile of green stuff. after finishing the push you reached out to toilet paper and then folded them nicely and then you wiped your ass. to your surprise, the paper was completely clean..... then you wondered, ''I just had perfect shit...''
it was a perfect day...
you're an asshole...:asshole:

 

[BikerTrash]

WTH...Geesh..Its hard enough for me to read and to waste my vision .....I think we need to put our own twisted ending on your story ,,,as Darkness stated

 

[Darkness]

This almost as useless as reading my threads.

 

[bufbiker]

With a wry smile she opened the box and said I've had this sexual fantasy for years, would you be willing to fulfill my deepest, darkest sexual desire, as she pulls a string thong and nippless bra out of the box. BMJ eagerly agrees his hot rod beginning to grow at the mere thought of what might lie ahead.
Thankyou baby Mrs BMJ says with a sexy grin.
She throws the thong and bra at bmj and said, Now, go put this on and bend over and be my bitch, as she pulls out a twelve inch strap on dildo out of the box!!!
Enjoy your alone time with the old lady, bitch!
Bwahahahaha