brandoz real apt story

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brando just sent me this....he said its the real story of what happend....



Ok it all started with me renting a place from an add in the personals, the first night im there a lot of weird shit happened, people next door were ?up? all night long b/c of all the viagra they took a few hours b4....then the next day a guy asks me if i would ride him b/c the viagra was still in full effect & he had a meetin with his parole officer & he couldnt go in with a hard on.....so after i took care of him with that, i had 2 get more pills 4 him from his brother....when i got there his brother comes out, pops 4 blue pills & I said UH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So then another guy comes out side with a red ball in his mouth, wearin black assless chaps....i said *hey those r cool, i have 3 pairs @ home*....when all of a sudden who comes to me and asks me for 69$? its antihero!!!!!!!!!!! im like WTF? hey i know u! ur on a bb messages board with me! I said sorry bro im broke, but mayb we can work somethin else out later? :)

well that night his friends come over and hang out ?right away we all get in 2 it hard!....after cummin i later found out that they all luv my crack....well the next morning, while we were all cuddlin, one of the guys askes me for a cigarette, another guy asks me some if i wanted some more viagra....long story short we all went @ it again:) & thats what i yelled! NOW THE FUN STARTS a new guy walks in & and he seems meek and mild kinda shy when all of a sudden he screams *IF ITS GONA B THAT KINDA PARTY IM GONA STICK MY D*CK IN THE MASHED POTATOES! * all gets real quiet on the western front?? until a few seconds later I hear more than one guy scream! *i luv mashed potatoes! so I pop 3 more lil blue pills & get ready 4 another wonderful day....then i look out the window & *I WATCHED THIS WITH MY OWN EYES*?another guy walkin up 2 the house!!!! the guy was talking in one voice, one other voice would answer back then he would gurgle and make really loud and long noises, at one point he banged his head on the wall and said in his regular voice ?owww my head you hurt my head then he croaked out in a sharp voice ?FUCKER? !!! then an array of squeals long croaking noises then more banging then slapping noises and then more of a muffled voice?then an array of squeals long croaking noises then more banging then slapping noises and then more of a muffled voice?.. I was is disbelief and shock....eventhough, I was in disbelief i had that funny fellin i had the night b4, & thats when i fell head over heels in luv....
 
ha hes prob re doin my post & tryin 2 make it funny....my guess is we'll get on sunday & it wont make any sense
 

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