called it quits yesterday, filed for retirement

mrhtbd

mrhtbd

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My Dad once said, "If you keep on the road you're on you'll get to where it's going!"
 
mrhtbd said:
My Dad once said, Well after years of threats, assaults, life-threatening moments and minuations later I decided to cash in and move on!
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Me too. I got tired of assaulting people, threatening them, and putting people in life or death situations. But I never had any minuations.
 
Cold and lifting heavy does that to me. But I guess my ego won't let me minuate my own penis. Now, I can have minuations over others peni if I was prone to ponder such things.
But I will say that vagisil is an excellent mastubatory aid, depending on whom one is masturbating. But now I'm not talking about peni, just so we're clear.
 
bufbiker said:
Cold and lifting heavy does that to me. But I guess my ego won't let me minuate my own penis. Now, I can have minuations over others peni if I was prone to ponder such things.
But I will say that vagisil is an excellent mastubatory aid, depending on whom one is masturbating. But now I'm not talking about peni, just so we're clear.
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At least you would have more time to train if you cash in now ;)
 
What the hell is minuate??? Minuation??? I might be doing that to my cock and don't even know it...(notice I didn't say penis). If I am doing it, it does feel pretty good!
 
I tried that in 96 and failed due to lack of understanding of cash versus cash flo and all my friends were still working so I had to blow the money to motivate me to get a boring low stress job since the really good ones were all taken.
However since then have not been in debt and have worked for fun and health insurance.
It is amazing how much more fun it is when the pay check is not spent before you get it and you know that quitting a job does not mean a serious life style adjustment.
 
Congrats on the retirement, however it's not all it's made out to be...The only thing I like about it other than getting a really large sum of cash was being able to train everyday as much as I want to and anytime I want... What sucks and I guess it's because I done it so long but my body still wakes up every morning at 4am! lol no clock needed...However afternoon naps are more fun now that I don't have to sneak and take them in my company van...lol
 
Why would you not pay off your credit card debt before now? You can take a loan on your 401 and atleast the interest will be paid back to you..
 
basskiller said:
Why would you not pay off your credit card debt before now? You can take a loan on your 401 and atleast the interest will be paid back to you..
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You can't have an outstanding 401k loan when you leave the employer since there are no more paychecks to take the loan payments from.
 
bufbiker said:
Me too. I got tired of assaulting people, threatening them, and putting people in life or death situations. But I never had any minuations.
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This is one of the funniest fucking things I've read in a long time. I want that job.
 
Reading threads like this make me feel better about myself ......Some days I feel like stabbing myself in the eye with a fork .......
 
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