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A chicken farmer went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar
next to a woman patron and ordered a glass of champagne.
The woman perked up and said, "How about that? I just ordered a glass
of champagne, too!"
He turned to her and said, "What a coincidence. This is a special day
for me, I'm celebrating."
"This is a special day for me, too, and I'm also celebrating!" said the woman.
"What a coincidence." said the man.
They clinked glasses and he asked, "What are you celebrating?"
"My husband and I have been trying to have a child. Today, my
gynaecologist told me I'm pregnant!
"What a coincidence." said the man. "I'm a chicken farmer. For years
all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally fertile."
"That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?"
"I switched cocks," he replied.
"What a coincidence," she said.
next to a woman patron and ordered a glass of champagne.
The woman perked up and said, "How about that? I just ordered a glass
of champagne, too!"
He turned to her and said, "What a coincidence. This is a special day
for me, I'm celebrating."
"This is a special day for me, too, and I'm also celebrating!" said the woman.
"What a coincidence." said the man.
They clinked glasses and he asked, "What are you celebrating?"
"My husband and I have been trying to have a child. Today, my
gynaecologist told me I'm pregnant!
"What a coincidence." said the man. "I'm a chicken farmer. For years
all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally fertile."
"That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?"
"I switched cocks," he replied.
"What a coincidence," she said.
