Doctor Deacon's sex survey.

Doctor Deacon's sex survey.

  • oral sex followed by vaginal sex

    Votes: 5 55.6%

  • oral, vaginal and anal sex

    Votes: 4 44.4%

  • vaginal sex only in the missionary position

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • she prefers you get it somewhere else and leave her alone

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Total voters
    9
Deacon

Deacon

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yes the nurses forgot my meds tonight and I am roaming the halls free here at the ward -

Ladies your question is; "Which do you prefer?"

Guys your question is; "What does your lady prefer?"


now take the survey!
 
Deacon said:
yes the nurses forgot my meds tonight and I am roaming the halls free here at the ward -

Ladies your question is; "Which do you prefer?"

Guys your question is; "What does your lady prefer?"


now take the survey!
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LMAO your a crazy ass mofo bro
 
ching said:
My girl doesn't like anal either:(
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Most girls don't at first but as the 'G' puts them to sleep and I start the video cameras they eventually warm up to the idea of a dialated ass hole.


PS- I'M KIDDING!!!!!!
 
every woman loves anal once you get that ass used to something bigger then her shit going in and out of it lol
 
ddoommnn8ttoorr said:
every woman loves anal once you get that ass used to something bigger then her shit going in and out of it lol
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damn bro thats harsh
 
actually IMO anal is fine for coke whores and bar tramps - but with a woman I love if she didnt want to I wouldnt ask either
 
Anal is great with gel, my girl like it a lot, specially when I say that I let her ass this way ( o ).
 
Anal is great with gel, my girl like it a lot, specially when I say that I let her ass this way ( o ).
 
my girl like anal only after a lot of foreplay, a few drinks and a lot of gel.....
 
Deacon said:
with a woman I love if she didnt want to I wouldnt ask either
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Likewise, no reason to be pushy for something someone doesn't want. If they aren't into it, they are never going to relax and its going to be horrible and painful for them anyway.
 
My ex-girlfriend LOVED anal sex!!!! Sometimes we would start off with Anal right away, AND she would have orgasms that way also. I loved it; she was totally into it, yelling at me to fuck that ass harder. It droves me nuts!!!! We've been broken since January, and I haven?t found any women that have let me hit the poop shoot. The ones lately let me go down on them and then hit the Cooter :)
 
my buddy once dated a girl that couldnt orgasm unless she was getting it in the ass - he used to say if you find a girl who will let you fuck her ass and then she sucks you off - MARRY HER!!!!
 
Deacon said:
he used to say if you find a girl who will let you fuck her ass and then she sucks you off - keep breathmints on hand
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Wise buddy indeed :moon: :hitit:
 
when i do get some, the wife only allows vaginal.....i tease her about hitting it anal style, but i highly doubt that would ever happen.....oh well, ill settle for the cooter every couple of months or so:(
 
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when your down on her licking, slip a finger in there gently and shallow at first..then slowly as she gets into it slip it in deeper...then get her drunk one day...sloppy drunk and she wont care or wont remember the next day:)
 
Deacon said:
my buddy once dated a girl that couldnt orgasm unless she was getting it in the ass - he used to say if you find a girl who will let you fuck her ass and then she sucks you off - MARRY HER!!!!
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Yeah That's a girl to marry...... :smoker: Classy baby, classy.....
 
I could go for a wild gal, as long as its all my fun and not me and either farm animals or gang bangs.

I dont share my titties.
 
bigkarch said:
when your down on her licking, slip a finger in there gently and shallow at first..then slowly as she gets into it slip it in deeper...then get her drunk one day...sloppy drunk and she wont care or wont remember the next day:)
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I've had a shitty day bro, you made me laugh out loud and my stupid dog just started barking at me from the other room. That's some advice, maybe I'll try it??!!!
 
KKD70 said:
I've had a shitty day bro, you made me laugh out loud and my stupid dog just started barking at me from the other room. That's some advice, maybe I'll try it??!!!
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You're day could get even more shitty if you try it! :eek2:
 
cjas said:
Yeah That's a girl to marry...... :smoker: Classy baby, classy.....
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ya my old buddy Greag never was real classy - but it was funny when he said it
 
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