finally took your advice(s)

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Joined Match.com and Chemistry.com
Hell, in one hour over 40 people already sent me stuff?
What the hell do I do now?
I don't know how this thing works.

What did you guys do to me anyway?
Might have been the lick I needed so I'll go with it and try to stick to three word maxims like Glycomann suggested.
"Wish me luck!" (That was my first one!!!)
 
mrhtbd said:
Joined Match.com and Chemistry.com
Hell, in one hour there's over 40 people already sending me stuff?
What the hell do I do now?
I don't know how this thing works.

What did you guys do to me anyway?
Might have been the lick I needed so I'll go with it and try to stick to three word maxims like Glycomann suggested.
"Wish me luck!" (That was my first one!!!)
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Go buy a box of rubbers and some duck tape , Wrap it up and tear some of that strange up you ol fart
 
One of our members posted this on another site but I think it applies.


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It's on now!! I can't wait for this thread! I'm saying pictures or it didn't happen!! lol
 
Beware the crazy bitches. If they are over 35 and never married chances are they have man issues or will want to move in the second you paint them.
 
What's that? Please explain to Professor Simpleton (me) how to do that.
Oh, and I took BikerTrash's advice with the tight long sleeve but sans the cap and surprisingly last night was something else, both places. Ended up at the strip club and someone wants to be my new girlfriend, even after I convinced her I was broke.
"We don't get 'em like you around here," she said, then added "Nobody even knows I do this, my family is all stuck up!"
I didn't care, I was enjoying the way she kept pressing her body up against me, eventually letting me run my fingers over her velvety 28 year-old, 5'7" frame, legs up to her elbows, steel blue eys, and those lips she kept glossing up. Yeah, starlight gazing.
She had a late dance and i left. Another day.
 
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