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Ligirl
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Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, I think I'll squeeze those dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!"
Who was the first person to say "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its butt"
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no human being would eat?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut....why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
What do you call male ballerinas?
Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream?
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
Do The Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?
Why did you try singing the two songs above?
Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
Why is there no Betty Rubble in the Flintstones Chewables Vitamins.
Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Why doesn't toothpaste ever go rotten?
When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say 'Its all right'? It isn't all right, so why don't we say, 'That hurt, you stupid idiot'?
Is it true that the only difference between a yard sale and a trash pickup is how close to the road the stuff is placed?
Who was the first person to say "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its butt"
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no human being would eat?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut....why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
What do you call male ballerinas?
Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream?
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
Do The Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?
Why did you try singing the two songs above?
Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
Why is there no Betty Rubble in the Flintstones Chewables Vitamins.
Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Why doesn't toothpaste ever go rotten?
When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say 'Its all right'? It isn't all right, so why don't we say, 'That hurt, you stupid idiot'?
Is it true that the only difference between a yard sale and a trash pickup is how close to the road the stuff is placed?
