I'm Changing My Name

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I'm tired of bufbiker. I want to change my name to Kendra.:ikini:
My wife says I should change my name to :asshole:
My secretary suggested :umbass:
After thinking about it Kendra sounds like a washed up drag queen that is starved for attention.
The other two are better but still lacking something.
I guess I will just stay Buf!
DPH is saying in your dreams buddy.
 
Same thing. A washed up publicity whore.
I'd thought about bifbiker, but it sounds a little gey.
 
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How about Buffprotruberence?

It means a stout, dull yellow velvety leather surface that protrudes from an object.
 
You saved me having to look it up.
I have one of those. But I don't think it's velvety!??
 
I thought about cherry picker. The only problem is that I've always been attracted to the slutty type as far back as the first grade. Sherry Owens. She was twice as tall as me and already had boobs.... well, at least some pointy nipples.
 
How about GlenArtie? My favorite bartender back in the 90s was named Glen but I use to call him Artie. I think he poured me 70 gallons of vodka Gimlets and 1000 gallons of Bass.
 
Shovel said:
Why you wanna change your name anyway? Lol
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This is what happens when I get bored at work. Too much time on my hands and trying to stay awake.
Running tren right now so I'm not sleeping. So I'm walking around like a wide awake drunk right now.
Awesome workouts, insane pumps, slight aggression, but I'm always an a=hole. Screaming on my guitar late into the night.
So I'm slightly delerious, on edge, pumped up, and bored. A dangerous combination for me. I don't usually hurt myself, but I am prone to hurt someone else. So I'm staying busy thinking up stupid stuff.
 
bufbiker said:
This is what happens when I get bored at work. Too much time on my hands and trying to stay awake.
Running tren right now so I'm not sleeping. So I'm walking around like a wide awake drunk right now.
Awesome workouts, insane pumps, slight aggression, but I'm always an a=hole. Screaming on my guitar late into the night.
So I'm slightly delerious, on edge, pumped up, and bored. A dangerous combination for me. I don't usually hurt myself, but I am prone to hurt someone else. So I'm staying busy thinking up stupid stuff.
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Ahh the tren manic nights.... The good ol days....
 
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