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ozzy69

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We are gonna have a girl......holy crap now I have to worry about all the penises of the world.....
 
Congrats bro! :igok: At least all the boys will have to deal with a massmonster dad on tren instead of a pencilneck. :D
 
Congrats brother, lol I have to say this before Shovel does "told ya so"... That's ok dude it happens to the best of us...
 
That's awesome, OZ! My day of reckoning is coming soon too, so I may be in the same boat as you.
 
Excellent news my friend.congrats ....i got a 16yr old daughter that i currently clean my shotguns when boys come to see her. GRRRRRRR!!!!!!! .lol....
she will b a daddys little princess.
 
Congrats man! Remember to greet boys at the door with a serial killer facial expression lol
 
My daughter told me yesterday that she told her homecoming date to F off and she was going by herself, reason being he repeatedly texted her asking for nudes. She says my breaking his little pencil neck fuck stick ass in half is STRICTLY prohibited, and that she handled it already.

I feel left out ... :( I wanna beat him....
 
My daughter told me yesterday that she told her homecoming date to F off and she was going by herself, reason being he repeatedly texted her asking for nudes. She says my breaking his little pencil neck fuck stick ass in half is STRICTLY prohibited, and that she handled it already.

I feel left out ... :( I wanna beat him....

you need me to get in the truck and head east? ;)

your a pretty boy--im an fugly motherfucker with scars and tattoos---im much much scarer looking
 
Comgratulations Ozzy, I have two daughters and wouldn't trade them for the world!
Their mother, well, a trade would be welcome, but for a younger model of course.
 
All we had were two boys. My wife wanted to try for a girl but was afraid it would be anotehr boy so decided against it.
Now all we are getting so far is grandsons. She wants a granddaughter so bad she can taste it. Who knows.
Congrats bro.
To be honest I'm glad that we never had a girl. She might have ended up looking like me. 260+lbs of solid meat!
 
Excellent news my friend.congrats ....i got a 16yr old daughter that i currently clean my shotguns when boys come to see her. GRRRRRRR!!!!!!! .lol....
she will b a daddys little princess.
I'm there as well BT. My daughter Sarah is a very pretty boy crazy blonde and she draws teenage boys like a magnet. I have had to run 6 or 7 little cretins down the road already, and she no longer has access to internet, IPod or anything electronic. I smashed her cell phone with a hammer about 4 months ago.

But...she will always be my best friend and the very best thing that ever came into my life. ;)

Congrats Ozzy...you'll make a great dad!
 
I'm there as well BT. My daughter Sarah is a very pretty boy crazy blonde and she draws teenage boys like a magnet. I have had to run 6 or 7 little cretins down the road already, and she no longer has access to internet, IPod or anything electronic. I smashed her cell phone with a hammer about 4 months ago.

But...she will always be my best friend and the very best thing that ever came into my life. ;)

Congrats Ozzy...you'll make a great dad!

Um , JB,,,,,not to burst any bubbles here for ya , But your young Sarah was posting on here just the other day ...I think she very well may have tricked Ol dad.....lol
Matter of fact it was 9-15-12 @ 2:55pm ,,, you must have been down for your afternoon nap and she snuck your laptop away from you during your snoring session.
 
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Um , JB,,,,,not to burst any bubbles here for ya , But your young Sarah was posting on here just the other day ...I think she very well may have tricked Ol dad.....lol
Matter of fact it was 9-15-12 @ 2:55pm ,,, you must have been down for your afternoon nap and she snuck your laptop away from you during your snoring session.
Nah, she was looking over my shoulder and asked me to log on and say hi to our new female member. I let her look up things for school...homeschooling her now, but she has zero unrestricted access. I set my computer to only load up with a password...and she doesn't have it! :D
 

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