kimbo got his ass kicked

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Well kimbo got knocked out last nite in the first 14 seconds... Im glad that happend im sick out that idiot.. Hes not good for the sport. Im pretty sure this will be the end of the hype
 
damn I missed that! I was watching the OSU/wisconsin game. I'd like to see that fight.
 
That was rediculous......Shamrock can't fight and this punk took him out in 14seconds?
 
Anyone able to find a clip of it,i searched no luck...yet......anyone?..post up!......Zerker
 
No big fuckin surprise for to me...he finally went up against a REAL trained fighter NOT just some Black Tank Abott...lol..fuckin bar room brawler.....Z
 
Any young, hungry, TRUE MMA fighter, with decent skills, will always beat the straight-forward brawler named Kimbo. He won't be back...........Hes Done...LOL..........Zerker
 
I watch it too. Looking at him before the fight you would have thought he could wipe God. Looks that kill, but he walked right into a punch. A punch to me that looked very soft. Yep I'd say he was to hypted. Even though Shamrock is well in his 40's he would have sure enough put a butt wipping on Slice. Slice should consider himself lucky and I hope that do get to fight in a few months......

Z-
 
SUNRISE, Fla. – The legend of Kimbo Slice was built by beating bums in boat yards and back alleys not far from here. It came crashing down Saturday courtesy of a quick punch from a pink-haired journeyman giving up two inches in height, four in reach and 30 pounds in muscle and might.

One simple shot sent Slice to the canvas and from there some guy named Seth Petruzelli needed just 12 punches and 14 seconds to put an end (we hope) to one of the great sporting charades of all time.

It was just a matter of time before Kimbo got exposed. He was little more than a character out of central casting, a bunch of addictive YouTube videos and a lot of insane hype by CBS, which made him a headliner before he made himself a fighter.

He was the Kimbo the Cash Machine, everyone lining up to exploit the lie that this was the baddest man on earth as long as he could walk through hand-picked tomato cans.

Only this time his match with 44-year-old Ken Shamrock, who hadn’t won a fight in over four years, fell apart when Shamrock cut his eye in a light training session Saturday and was deemed unfit to fight by state officials.

In the scramble to find a suitable replacement that Slice couldn’t possibly lose to, EliteXC considered Shamrock’s brother, Frank, who was there to be CBS’s color commentator, hadn’t fought lately due to a broken arm and would have given up around 45 pounds. Despite all this, Frank likely would have submitted Kimbo in the first round.

When that matchup couldn’t happen (EliteXC said state officials wouldn’t clear him, Frank said they did but CBS blocked it), EliteXC promoters turned to Petruzelli. The Fort Myers, Fla., native had been dumped by the big-league UFC, was just 2-2 since 2004, had recently taken a year off to start a business, weighed just 205 (to Kimbo’s 235) and was so lightly regarded he was competing in the non-televised undercard.

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Despite the oft-repeated propaganda that Slice was a man of “courage” for taking a fight with this smaller guy who was likely to stand and trade punches anyway, EliteXC paid Kimbo a cash bonus just to get him to step into the cage.

“We made it up to him,” said Jeremy Lappen, EliteXC’s head of fight operations. He wouldn’t disclose the amount.

For the myth of Slice, the matchup may not be a 44-year-old on a losing streak or someone from the broadcast booth, but really, what was the worst thing that could happen?

“It didn’t feel too flush,” Petruzelli said of the first punch that apparently didn’t even need to land squarely to fell Kimbo.

Make no mistake – or listen to the EliteXC spin – this was a disaster for Slice and the company. “This is MMA, all the best have lost,” said Lappen. True, but Kimbo wasn’t defeated by a crafty Brazilian jiu-jitsu master. He wasn’t caught in a submission by an experienced wrestler. He didn’t lose a decision after a three-round brawl.

Those would be understandable considering his novice status.

Kimbo was KTFO by a guy he absolutely towered over yet was willing to bang with him anyway. Not that Kimbo did any banging. Slice charged him (“He was like a truck,” Petruzelli said) but he never actually landed a punch.

In the end, Kimbo’s hand speed, defense and chin proved incapable against even an average mixed martial artist. Which was pretty much what every hardcore fan had predicted.


Not that CBS didn’t keep up with the Slice willing to fight, “anyone, anywhere, at anytime.” This was a 100 percent true statement if “anyone, anywhere, at anytime” means “no one any good, anywhere, ever.”

Slice seemed stunned and a bit saddened at the turn of events. After it was over, he initially began wrestling the referee. Whether that was a protest for the decision or because he was dazed isn’t certain. Then he walked around the cage complaining to fans about the stoppage.

Later he walked out on his CBS interview (“Kimbo?” asked a stunned Gus Johnson), although not before inviting America to an after party at a local nightclub. Then he showed up 45 minutes late for the main press conference, where he gave a quick statement and bailed.

“I got my first black eye,” he laughed. He later turned to Petruzelli and joked, “You knocked me out in front of my family; that’s (expletive) up.”

Through it all Slice remained the only likable character of this foolish farce. He wasn’t the one claiming he was the best in the world. He was just a working-class dude who figured out how to beat the system and cash in on his 15 minutes of fleeting fame.

He’s got kids to feed and bills to pay and right to the end, he was milking bonuses out of the promotion, a one-time homeless man holding the Tiffany Network’s prime-time programming hostage. Only in America.

He was the grand actor in the middle of a three-ring circus, a tall tale that would eventually come tumbling down under the bright glare of reality.

Where Slice goes from here is anyone’s guess. He can’t rebuild his reputation without stepping up in competition from the guy who just beat him in seconds. He can’t headline a card and have anyone believe he’s legit. He can’t claim he, “just got caught” when it wasn’t some wild, roundhouse right or sneaky arm-bar that did him in.

The truth was always coming for Kimbo. Saturday it arrived sooner rather than later, the money train grinding to a halt courtesy of a smaller, less heralded fighter that no one can claim is some elite champion.

No, this was it. It’ll never be the same, not for the fighter and not, perhaps, for his entire promotion that just lost its signature star on top of the $58 million it’s burned the past two years.

Afterward, EliteXC execs tried to paint a bright future but admitted they needed a drink. Lower-level employees used gallows humor about finding new jobs.

Kimbo just said he was going home to see his kids.

In 14 seconds flat, the whole mirage was gone.
 
HOLY FUKKKK...WAT A FUKIN DISAPOINTMENT

why are you dissapointed ripped? cause you cant suck black cock anymore because he was knock out by some whitey in 14 seconds?

or your dissapointed because you cant let the black cock cum in 14 seconds?

which is which???

:shoot4:
 
I am not really sure how Kimbo even got into the ring. Anyone who is a fighter knows this clown would be pummeled by a TRUE fighter. Surely the promoiters knew it. I wonder if they were more less feeding this guy to the wolves. They knew he couldn't stand toe to toe with real fighters, but his popularity appeared to them that they could milk a few million of his dumb ass before dropping off at the next street corner. IMO, I think he was an embarrassment to the great sport of professional fighting, and should have never been allowed to step in the ring. Stick to backyards and neighborhood fights. Go back to being a star on ghetto fights.
 
why are you dissapointed ripped? cause you cant suck black cock anymore because he was knock out by some whitey in 14 seconds?

or your dissapointed because you cant let the black cock cum in 14 seconds?

which is which???

:shoot4:

ROFLMAO....you left me speechless...or maybe its just cuz im still blown from last night:weed:
 
I guess they figured Seth was shitty enough and too small to be a dangerous replacement, he weighed in for a light-heavyweight fight. It was a JAB that dropped him lol.
 
With everyone hating on kimbo im sorry but i have to jump to the guys defense

He has 5 total MMA fights under his belt and his last 2 were against pretty decent fighters. i dont understand why kimbo takes all this shit, hes just fallen pray to the giant hype machine

Despite how small seth is hes still a real decent fighter who has been competing in martial arts for quite some time.

And people knock the quality of the punch landed on kimbo, but he took some bombs from thompson who is a big puncher, and whatever it was that landed on kimbo was big enough to shut his eye and cut it.
 
Kimbo never did hype himself as the best, he knew he wasn't. I just couldn't believe a jab while leaning backwards would turn his lights out. He was beat at his own game, that is what was unexpected.

Do they resign the Shamrock fight? I'd like to see him rematch Seth personally. Gina-Cyborg is gonna be great imo.
 
Kimbo never did hype himself as the best, he knew he wasn't. I just couldn't believe a jab while leaning backwards would turn his lights out. He was beat at his own game, that is what was unexpected.

Do they resign the Shamrock fight? I'd like to see him rematch Seth personally. Gina-Cyborg is gonna be great imo.

Yeh i have some friends close to kimbo who say hes actually pretty level headed.

All this hype is elitexc's doin, he never talks shit or anything

To re-hype kimbo he needs a rematch and to win impressivly.

And Ginas never gonna fight cyborg man, elitexc wont let their golden girl go down
 
Kimbo 'should' be able to beat him in the rematch, Seth isn't a ground fighter. So you are friends with afro puff nigbo? :)
 
pffft..are you guys hearing your selves...did you not remember this fight?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=laEVIhd4uBM

thats a pretty big black boy, n kimbo lets him hit him in the face several times(bareknuckles mind you...

now oviously Seth is a more experienced guy but it was just a solid clean hit to his eye..

i think kimbo will crucify his next victim...mark my words
 
is there anybody whose nuts u don't suck on?

homie, its the fukin truth...dude hasnt been around nearly as long as these people...

he's got a nasty set..all he needs to work on is his ground work and experience and you got a champ...:freak:


like i said..mark my words thatey...


p.s. just cuz your a loser and didnt leave you house till 36, dont hate on other peoples success...give the man some props for coming up
 
Sure he could work on his ground (and he REALLY needs to), but how would that have helped him in this fight? His specialty was standup, and that is what failed him here.
 

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