Leroy Joke

[BigSickD]

LEROY

A lady walks into the welfare office, trailed by
> 15 kids.
>
> "WOW," the social worker exclaims, "Are they ALL
> YOURS???"
>
> "Yes, they're all mine," the tired momma sighs,
having
> heard that question a thousand times before.
>
> "Well," says the social worker,"then you must be
> here to sign up I'll need all their names." :rasp:
>
> "This one is my oldest - - he's Leroy."
>
> "OK, and who's next?"
>
> "Well, this one's Leroy, also. The social
worker
> raises an eyebrow but continues. One by one,
through
> the oldest four, all boys, all named Leroy. Then she
> is introduced to the eldest girl, also named Leroy!
>
> "All right . . . I'm seeing a pattern here . . .
> Are they ALL named Leroy?"
>
> "Well, yes - - it's actually really convenient. When
> it's time for dinner, I just yell 'Leroy!' and they
> all come running. And if I need to stop the kid
who's
> running into the street, I just yell 'Leroy' and the
> kid, whoever he is, stops in his tracks. It's
the
> smartest idea I ever had, naming them all Leroy."
>
> The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then
> wrinkles her forehead and says tentatively, "But
what
> if you just want ONE kid to come, and not the
> whole bunch?"
>
> "Ah, that's easy," said the mother. "Then I
call
> them by their last names."
>