lol story from when i was a kid...

[black7]

I actually called one of those 1-900 sex hotlines... I was about 10 or 11... LOL I still remember the number 1-900-HOT-PUSS....lmao..... i actually got to talk to someone... our phone bill was like 500.00.... i was in deep shit....i had to paint the whole house outside and in... and clean the yard... got my bike taken away... my nintendo... and was grounded...lmao.

But i remember so nervous talking to this woman... haha whats so fucked up is she had to know i was a kid... and she kept on seducing me over the phone and making money... scam artists... I mean I think all of those numbers are stupid as hell... but I was a kid... I would never be desperate enough to call one these days.... I wasnt desperate then... just curious....

I bet the chick was 700lbs..... i remember mustering up enough courage to ask her to "suck my $%#@" lol.... i was shuddering.... she said hold on dont go to fast.... i guess it taught me to never rush into sex with a woman.. lol... especially when they get paid by the minute LMAO

 

[Pumpitdude]

It is the same in real life man.
If you get a wife and have sex with her 3 times a week ( 30 times a week the first couple years, once a month the rest average it out) that would be 156 times a year, you stay married for 10 years that would be 1560 times you fuck your own wife. After 10 years you get divorced she takes everything from you, lets say house,car, half of the business all of the bank account plus $3000 per month for another 5-10 years. Total? lets say $500k to a million.
Divided by 1560 equals $350 to $650 for every time having sex with her. I didint even add what she costs you during the 10 year period, on food, clothes, traffic tickets etc.. lets just assume the million includes all that( it does not).

As you can see the math adds up, so ugly,old young, beautiful, any women slut, whore, country girl, neighbor, college sweetheart,call girl, escort doesn't matter, will cost you on average $350 to $650 per load at the minimum.

Every time you are horny and you want to get a whore, grab a hundred dollar bill on one hand and jerk off with the other. When you are done, you will be very happy that you have your $100 still in your hand

Sorry for hi-jack.

 

[black7]

lol thats funny