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mrhtbd
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Got a pain in my left testicle on Sunday and it kept getting worse and more frequent. I called the Urologist today and he suggested a trip to the emergency room for a cat scan. That's what I did.
There were two old ladies behind me and I let them go ahead. I didn't want them to hear me tell the receptionist I was there for "Pain in the left testicle!"
I went for the cat scan in a darkened room with a female technician. She had me put a rolled towel under my balls and then used another to cover my "penis." As she was slowly massaging my gonads and taking little pictures, I couldn't help but to break out laughing. (It really was funny!) I had to bite my lip to stop laughing. I started thinking of iceburgs and polar bears so that "other" thing wouldn't happen.
Finally she finished and went to check the pictures. I remember thinking, "I hadn't had a massage like that in ages!"
Anyway, the doctor told me I had some small hydroceles on my testicle. These are small water sacs in response to trauma. (I remembered my daughter jumped on my lap last Saturday and knee'd me right in the left nut.) It was tender.
The cure? Wear a jockstrap. Can you freakin' believe that? Turns out my balls are so heavy they are pulling down on the tubules.
Just yesterday I noticed how big they were. I had juiced so long on and off I couldn't remember when they were that big. I've been on clomid for a year to try to up the sperm count to have another kid.
So here's the deal, now that I'm not juicing (which makes the balls too small) and I've been wearing loose underwear (so as not to overheat the gonads and spoil the sperm supply) now they are too big!
Is there any relief?
Oh, yes, he gave me a script for 20 percocets, and tomorrow its back to tighty whities, or jockstraps.
Do they still make them anymore?
Where's my percocets?
There were two old ladies behind me and I let them go ahead. I didn't want them to hear me tell the receptionist I was there for "Pain in the left testicle!"
I went for the cat scan in a darkened room with a female technician. She had me put a rolled towel under my balls and then used another to cover my "penis." As she was slowly massaging my gonads and taking little pictures, I couldn't help but to break out laughing. (It really was funny!) I had to bite my lip to stop laughing. I started thinking of iceburgs and polar bears so that "other" thing wouldn't happen.
Finally she finished and went to check the pictures. I remember thinking, "I hadn't had a massage like that in ages!"
Anyway, the doctor told me I had some small hydroceles on my testicle. These are small water sacs in response to trauma. (I remembered my daughter jumped on my lap last Saturday and knee'd me right in the left nut.) It was tender.
The cure? Wear a jockstrap. Can you freakin' believe that? Turns out my balls are so heavy they are pulling down on the tubules.
Just yesterday I noticed how big they were. I had juiced so long on and off I couldn't remember when they were that big. I've been on clomid for a year to try to up the sperm count to have another kid.
So here's the deal, now that I'm not juicing (which makes the balls too small) and I've been wearing loose underwear (so as not to overheat the gonads and spoil the sperm supply) now they are too big!
Is there any relief?
Oh, yes, he gave me a script for 20 percocets, and tomorrow its back to tighty whities, or jockstraps.
Do they still make them anymore?
Where's my percocets?
