One Liners

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How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
"Dam!"

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
Polaroids.

What do prisoners use to call each other?
Cell phones.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho Cheese.

What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk.

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.

Did you hear about the flasher that was thinking about retiring?
He decided to stick it out for one more year.

What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?
Sanka.
 

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