Police: Arrested man had mop, bucket ? but no pants

[HOTROCKS]

Believe me I know this is a useless post , but I found it funny .

Gainesville Florida

A man wearing a long sleeved shirt and nothing else while carrying a mop and bucket Wednesday was arrested for exposing himself.

The man told police he was trying to water plants and check the electrical meters.

Witnesses called the Gainesville Police Department after they spotted the man walking around outside his apartment building without his pants but with the mop and bucket.

One witness told police that the man began to chase her and her 11-year-old child, and then told the woman,
?If you can get the mop to work right, I will cook you a steak dinner.? LMFAO

Following his arrest for indecent exposure, the man told Officer Christopher King that in addition to watering plants, he had been checking electrical meters for himself and his neighbors.

 

[Darkness]

Thats funny.

I have a friend who, about 20 years ago, was arrested outside a strip club in Columbus OH sitting out on the street trying to break into his own truck...BUCK NAKED. Apprently whatever happened inside caused him to loose his pants, which of course contained his keys and wallet. He had no knowledge as to the whereabouts of his pants. The police were nice enough to give him a nice orange suit to wear and a warm place to sleep for the night.

 

[liftsiron]

That was a funny read, unfortunately I see shit like that all to often in my city.

 

[Freezerdude]

LMFAO! I needed that laugh on both of those stories.. I bet your buddy would have rather had his pants than the Nice orange suit.. lol