Ruby

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As I sit at my window typing this, there is a female vioce walking around outside calling, "Ruby, Ruby.." I think she can see me from the window. I sit here in jeane/s but with no shirt on, my shoulders and chest bare to the windowThe faint sounds of the call..."Ruby"... in the distance.
Are you serious? Who calls a dog Ruby?
Anyway, the kids are nestled in with their sleep-over friend, wanting to rent a movie, (I'll probably let them) the wife "busy," it's Saturday night, and this recently legally separated man is ready for a bar, later...
 
Huh?

I wonder if there was a chick in a nightie sitting in her window last night when I went chasing my dog through the yard after midnight screaming "Goddamn it Bear you SOB, get the fuck over here!!!"
 
Now your hearing voices ?
Evidently the "lady" voice you are hearing has named her dog Ruby ,,,,,,,,unless that faint voice is all just a figmant of your imagination and she is calling out for your penor and has named it ruby ? just a thought......
 
Not long after I typed that, an ambulance came by and was hanging around the neighborhood about 20 minutes. It had it's lights on the whole time.
Evidently, one of my neighbor's Mother has altzheimers and walked out of the house. The streets are fairly dark here and no-one knew where she went. It's not a big neighborhood and the streets aren't square, so who knows where she went.
 
I remember the time I was drunk and wandered a few houses down sleep walking in my underwear. I apparently had grown weary and laid down and went to sleep on some patio furniture at the nieghbor's house. I don't remember wandering there, but I do remember them being really pissed when their teenage daughter discovered me and started screaming at the top of their lungs. I dont think they like me anymore.
 
Made me think of the Kenny Rogers song.
Ruby don't take your love muffin to town, It wasn't me who started that crazy Asian war, as I sit and watch you paint up your tits all red and roll and curl your pubic hair, Ruby don't take your love to town, for gods sake ruby turn around and give me some head.
 
liftsiron said:
Made me think of the Kenny Rogers song.
Ruby don't take your love muffin to town, It wasn't me who started that crazy Asian war, as I sit and watch you paint up your tits all red and roll and curl your pubic hair, Ruby don't take your love to town, for gods sake ruby turn around and give me some head.
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BWahahahahahaahahaha...lol.........
 
liftsiron said:
Made me think of the Kenny Rogers song.
Ruby don't take your love muffin to town, It wasn't me who started that crazy Asian war, as I sit and watch you paint up your tits all red and roll and curl your pubic hair, Ruby don't take your love to town, for gods sake ruby turn around and give me some head.
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ROTFLMAO! Too Funny! :D
 
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