So there I was....

Deacon

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in the chair for my Friday psych check up. The doc asks how I have been doing so I start telling him about BigSickD and Rado and how Rado has hairy palms and calluses from masturbating all of the time over pictures of BigSickD on the internet and all of a sudden he pust down his note pad and hits the alert button!

Next thing I know is some dudes in white coats come in and shoot me full of drugs! Then the doc leaves mumbling something about upping doses and shit.

Damn what I go through in a day!
 
Damn bro, sounds like you've had a bad day so so far....Have you ever thought of maybe trying to bang:bang:your head on the wall as oppose to the floor?

They say that it's a bit more beneficial to do that and will not cause much scar tissue either......When ever they're putting that jacket on, just piss on yourself like you always do and they'll just leave you there in the pool of piss....

Also, try poking yourself in the eyeball once a day if you feel like you're eye's are twitching:)
 
Damn Rado, that is just wrong man. Just the thought of you pulling root to my pictures makes me want to puke, sick bastard.. :eek:
 

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