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DaPit26
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There was an old man walking in the woods one day. While he was walking a talking frog jumped out of a mud puddle and said, "hey, old man. If you kiss me I'll turn into a princess and I'll fuck your brains out." the old man looked at the frog and stuffed it into his shirt pocket. The frog said again, "did you hear what I said? You can kiss me and I'll turn into a beautiful princess and give you wild sex!". The old man said, I'm 85 years old...I'd rather have a talking frog in my pocket.
How do you get a pound of meat out of a fly? You unzip my pants.
One morning an old woman and her husband of 50 years, where laying in bed together awake. The woman said to her husband, "These 50 years have been wonderful. I've never stopped loving you. Every morning I wake, I think of you. Every single day of these past 50 years!" Then she asked, "When you look at me what have you thought about for these 50 years?". The old man turned and looked at her and said, "killing you".
Ok, so they weren't that funny, but I had to dumb someone else up with them before I died.
How do you get a pound of meat out of a fly? You unzip my pants.
One morning an old woman and her husband of 50 years, where laying in bed together awake. The woman said to her husband, "These 50 years have been wonderful. I've never stopped loving you. Every morning I wake, I think of you. Every single day of these past 50 years!" Then she asked, "When you look at me what have you thought about for these 50 years?". The old man turned and looked at her and said, "killing you".
Ok, so they weren't that funny, but I had to dumb someone else up with them before I died.
