Subject: Top 17 Bumper Stickers You Would Like To See

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Top 17 Bumper Stickers You Would Like To See



Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an ass.




Impotence...Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings,"



The proctologist called
...they found your head.



Everyone has a photographic memory
...some just don't have any film.



Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.



Your ridiculous little
opinion has been noted.



I used to have a handle
on life...but it broke off.



WANTED: Meaningful
overnight relationship.



Guys...just because you have one,
doesn't mean you have to be one.



Some people just don't know how to drive....
I call these people "Everybody But Me,"



Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating His animal friends.



Don't like my driving?
Then quit watching me.



If you can read this...I can
slam on my brakes and sue you.



Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.



Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.



Hang up and drive!!



And The Number One Bumper Sticker you'd Like To See!!



Welcome to America
...now speak English
 
rofl, those would be awsome bumper stickers. I definitely would have to buy some and place them other than just on my cars bumper :D :D :D :D
 
if i had a piece for a vehicle i would definately stick one of those bumper stickers on there, but i aint puting a sticker on my truck....:D
 
Figured I'd add to it.

(MORE) ACTUAL BUMPER STICKERS
* Horn broken. Watch for finger.
* Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot. My addition "and you can't f'ing drive!"
* All generalizations are false.
* Cover me. I'm changing lanes.
* I brake for no apparent reason.
* Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control.
* I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
* Forget about World Peace...Visualize using your turn signal.
* We have enough youth, how about a fountain of Smart?
* He who laughs last thinks slowest.
* Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
* It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
* Auntie Em, Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. Dorothy.
* Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.
* I love cats...they taste just like chicken.
* Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
* Forget the Jones?s, I keep us up with the Simpsons?.
* Born free...Taxed to death.
* Rehab is for quitters.
* I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.
* All men are idiots, and I married their King.
* Jack Kevorkian for White House Physician.
* Work is for people who don't know how to fish.
* I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
* Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
* Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
* No radio - Already stolen.
* Real women don't have hot flashes, they have power surges.
* I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
* Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill.
* A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
* Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.
* Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot. I've said this for YEARS!
* Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
 
ctgblue said:
Figured I'd add to it.

(MORE) ACTUAL BUMPER STICKERS
* Horn broken. Watch for finger.
* Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot. My addition "and you can't f'ing drive!"
* All generalizations are false.
* Cover me. I'm changing lanes.
* I brake for no apparent reason.
* Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control.
* I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
* Forget about World Peace...Visualize using your turn signal.
* We have enough youth, how about a fountain of Smart?
* He who laughs last thinks slowest.
* Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
* It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
* Auntie Em, Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. Dorothy.
* Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.
* I love cats...they taste just like chicken.
* Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
* Forget the Jones?s, I keep us up with the Simpsons?.
* Born free...Taxed to death.
* Rehab is for quitters.
* I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.
* All men are idiots, and I married their King.
* Jack Kevorkian for White House Physician.
* Work is for people who don't know how to fish.
* I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
* Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
* Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
* No radio - Already stolen.
* Real women don't have hot flashes, they have power surges.
* I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
* Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill.
* A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
* Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.
* Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot. I've said this for YEARS!
* Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
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These are great, thanks for your input :uh-huh:
 
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