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any of u guys been ...im going to thailand koh samui for new years ....land of legal ..:ance2::ance2:

all im gonna is lay on the beach ..eat and eat and eat ....and iu it lol
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Its the shit brother :) You booked yet? CHAWENG is the best beach, Lamai comes second, then its all pretty much the same. If you want something a bit different, and I mean fucking beautiful, quite, remote and crawling with gash of every kind, then jump a boat to Koh PhanGan, then grab a taxi to Than Sadet. Google Mai Pen Rai bungalows.... but book early as you can.
Best snatch on Samui is at a place called "Fantasia", but its pretty much all the same I guess, lol. The massage chicks on the corner of the main drag to the north, you'll know it when yoiu see it, has a nice selection of slut :) Good gym up past the Hospital on the BoPhut rd, called World Gym. Grab a scooter for transport. If your staying in Chaweng, let me know and I'll give you the details of a guy there. Check out the pharm in Chaweng South on beach rd next to the 7/11, forgotten the name, its got a big blue and white sign out front. Theres two side by side, just go in and ask for testosterone, not roids. They dont like the word steroids for some fucked up reason. Its like a fucking candy shop, I shit you not! Also, just up the road from the Wordl Gym, is another "pharm" that sells a shitload of protein powders and the chick in there has everything you want re gear. If you buy generic prop thoug, flip the top and check the seal. I bought a batch that had been filled with oil, no juice! But everything else I bought there was the shit! Good Lebanese restaurant in Chaweng beach road too, check him out, owners name is Abuzz I think from memory. Nice guy and good food. Anything else you need to know, post it up and I'll reach back into my memory, lol. I just got back from 8 months over there :) Been going there for 15 years or so.
 
My brothers rang me about two weeks ago asking if i wanted to go for new years ( thanks for the notice idiots!). but il definetly be making a trip there very soon when i do the whole world agian.. and possibly be using danno as a tour guide lol
 
I booked the flight ..im gonna book the hotel ...friend says chewang beach garden or some shit ..im looking for somewhere nice and cheap ..and women ..u know any resort ..chewang .. i wanna meet women tourists ..i heard loads of aussies there during that time ..its pretty cool i lived in australia for a bit so i can use that as a tool to talk 2 them lol ..gday mate

im going 2 koh pang yang for full moon party then coming back ..im going on new years so its gonna b hectic and insane ...

ya i heard about the whole menu on roids ...a buddy of mine said u have 2 order HGH ...but i cant b arsed 2 wait for it ..u think itll b available as soon as i get there ... im gonna check in hotel then go straight too get me some hgh and var ...all im thinking of is hgh ...this is what i need ...

awesome on the lebo food i think ill b eatin there 6 times a day ..since shish tavook is strictly grilled chicken breast ...how expensive is it ...
all my buddies r gonna b staying in chewang ...
 
Damn you got me checkin' it out now haha! :D Softy, what airport in Thailand do I want to go to Chaweng? I'm scoping rates at kayak.com from flights out of Manila, but I don't know the right airport there.

Killa rates there on the hotels...I was checkin' this site out:

http://www.kosamui.com/chaweng-beach/

Place looks beautiful fosho! :)
 
Damn you got me checkin' it out now haha! :D Softy, what airport in Thailand do I want to go to Chaweng? I'm scoping rates at kayak.com from flights out of Manila, but I don't know the right airport there.

Killa rates there on the hotels...I was checkin' this site out:

http://www.kosamui.com/chaweng-beach/

Place looks beautiful fosho! :)

u have 2 get to bangkok then catch a flight from there ..
i havent done it yet ... will do it later 2nite ..

dude its beautiful & cheap ..people tell me u actually dont feel bad spending there since u get ur bang out of the buck or something along those lines!!!

i dont drink alcohol ...i just wanna look at feeeee maaa leezzz and chill on the beach have them exotic fruits protein gym hgh lol
 
Well theres a couple ways you can go, but your going at peak season so your gonna pay peak rates. I used to stay at Chaweng cove resotel resort. I just threw out my members card last week else you could have used that and got a fucking 20% discount :( Theres a guy out front rents scooters, his name is Lek, nice guy, worth knowing. The security guard is cool also, drop him a few bucks when you see him, have a laugh with him, he sorted me a few times :) The restaurant right next to where the security guards office and LEks office is good for baked spuids, chicken and steaks with salad if you get sick of Thai food. Heading the opposite direction you will see a 7/11, then on the other side of that is a pharm, go in an start shopping. Theres another pharm opposite that doesnt have a great range but will order shit in for you, generally its there within two days or less. HGH is no fucking problemo my friend, lol. The ME restaurant is to the North about 7 or 8 bklocks, way past the brasilian restaurant. Pussy is available in any nationality for free, the tourists are there for fun fun fun and that means sun sand and sex, dont forget that, lol. Be fucking careful when you go to the Full Moon Party, FMP. If the boat is overcrowded, then dont get on the fucker. If the ocean is rough, dont get on it. People get killed doing that trip all the time! Specially at night. So if your gonna go, then go early, say around lunchtime, on a BIG ferry. Hell, thats the best place to pick up, on the ferry, I pick up or get picked up on em all the time. If you wanna rent a slut the they start around $50, you even get a massage too, lol but you will get the usual shit stories and they want ya money, same old same old. Before you go, read one of John Burdetts books, he captures the Thai mindset perfectly. One other thing, NEVER EVER get into a fight with a Thai, EVER. You will have 100 of em coming from everywhere. Its a great place, easy to have a great time but easy to get fucked up if you step out of line. Always smile, ESPECIALLY when your haggling. FMP keep your wits about you, dont take anything you dont want to lose, its a fucking zoo, seriously. Imagine 15-50 thousand fuckers on a beach, pissed and on drugs, going sick. DO NOT carry or buy drugs to or at the FMP. There are undercover cops EVERYWHERE and a heap of shifty locals posing as undercover cops. Be prepared to see a lot of smashed 20 something kids there, puking, shiting and pissing and fucking in plain view, like I said, its a fucking zoo. People get killed and raped there quite often, especially chicks getting raped.
I always fly to Phuket, then get a connecting flight to Samui. Phuket Airport is nice and small for an international one and you dont have to walk too far to get your bag, then just jump on a lift to go up one floor to get the domestic connection. I always leave via there too :)
You can rent a small three bedroom house near the golf club towards BoPhut, which is about 10 minutes or so by scooter from Chaweng Beach. Prices start around $500 a month with TV and internet and cooking facilities etc etc. Its a good deal. I had a big flash house with three bedrooms, two jacuzzis and a pool with all the shit for $500 PW, only cause I was a greedy bastard. Should have had the $500 per month one. If your gonna stay long term then get onto I think they are called :Koh Samui real estate" and have a look at their listings for houses to rent. But the best way and the way I did it was to book into a hotel/resort for a couple days, then grab a taxi and tell em you want to rent a house, get em to drive you round. They will get a comission from the owner so they will be happy to help out. Try to get a chick if you can, theyre slightly less shifty. Dont forget to check out the small pharm up the road from the World Gym. She is opposite a big petrol station and you will see the sign Protein Powders etc etc out front. Small shop, I think right next to a mechanic or glass place from memory., She's pretty fucking cute too, would be worth putting it on her to go out, she works 7 days per week so no BF last time I was talking to her :)
 
Jesus! I really want to go there now!!!

Another vet at some boards b y the name of Luca Brasi moved from Australia to I think phuket, and he loves it there. He's getting his paperwork completed to live there permanently.

This shit is making me wish I was single again...lmao!

I'd have to take the el fiance with me:)
 
Anyone wants long stay Visas to Thailand, or any other Visa or legal shit, then go to "Siam Legal" online. I got a 12 month multiple entry visa for about $700 :) They can get you sorted with almost any paperwork you need. As always in Asia, money talks....
 
Well theres a couple ways you can go, but your going at peak season so your gonna pay peak rates. I used to stay at Chaweng cove resotel resort. I just threw out my members card last week else you could have used that and got a fucking 20% discount :( Theres a guy out front rents scooters, his name is Lek, nice guy, worth knowing. The security guard is cool also, drop him a few bucks when you see him, have a laugh with him, he sorted me a few times :) The restaurant right next to where the security guards office and LEks office is good for baked spuids, chicken and steaks with salad if you get sick of Thai food. Heading the opposite direction you will see a 7/11, then on the other side of that is a pharm, go in an start shopping. Theres another pharm opposite that doesnt have a great range but will order shit in for you, generally its there within two days or less. HGH is no fucking problemo my friend, lol. The ME restaurant is to the North about 7 or 8 bklocks, way past the brasilian restaurant. Pussy is available in any nationality for free, the tourists are there for fun fun fun and that means sun sand and sex, dont forget that, lol. Be fucking careful when you go to the Full Moon Party, FMP. If the boat is overcrowded, then dont get on the fucker. If the ocean is rough, dont get on it. People get killed doing that trip all the time! Specially at night. So if your gonna go, then go early, say around lunchtime, on a BIG ferry. Hell, thats the best place to pick up, on the ferry, I pick up or get picked up on em all the time. If you wanna rent a slut the they start around $50, you even get a massage too, lol but you will get the usual shit stories and they want ya money, same old same old. Before you go, read one of John Burdetts books, he captures the Thai mindset perfectly. One other thing, NEVER EVER get into a fight with a Thai, EVER. You will have 100 of em coming from everywhere. Its a great place, easy to have a great time but easy to get fucked up if you step out of line. Always smile, ESPECIALLY when your haggling. FMP keep your wits about you, dont take anything you dont want to lose, its a fucking zoo, seriously. Imagine 15-50 thousand fuckers on a beach, pissed and on drugs, going sick. DO NOT carry or buy drugs to or at the FMP. There are undercover cops EVERYWHERE and a heap of shifty locals posing as undercover cops. Be prepared to see a lot of smashed 20 something kids there, puking, shiting and pissing and fucking in plain view, like I said, its a fucking zoo. People get killed and raped there quite often, especially chicks getting raped.
I always fly to Phuket, then get a connecting flight to Samui. Phuket Airport is nice and small for an international one and you dont have to walk too far to get your bag, then just jump on a lift to go up one floor to get the domestic connection. I always leave via there too :)
You can rent a small three bedroom house near the golf club towards BoPhut, which is about 10 minutes or so by scooter from Chaweng Beach. Prices start around $500 a month with TV and internet and cooking facilities etc etc. Its a good deal. I had a big flash house with three bedrooms, two jacuzzis and a pool with all the shit for $500 PW, only cause I was a greedy bastard. Should have had the $500 per month one. If your gonna stay long term then get onto I think they are called :Koh Samui real estate" and have a look at their listings for houses to rent. But the best way and the way I did it was to book into a hotel/resort for a couple days, then grab a taxi and tell em you want to rent a house, get em to drive you round. They will get a comission from the owner so they will be happy to help out. Try to get a chick if you can, theyre slightly less shifty. Dont forget to check out the small pharm up the road from the World Gym. She is opposite a big petrol station and you will see the sign Protein Powders etc etc out front. Small shop, I think right next to a mechanic or glass place from memory., She's pretty fucking cute too, would be worth putting it on her to go out, she works 7 days per week so no BF last time I was talking to her :)


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i love u bro ..u gave me all the info i need ...im gonna take these notes down ,,,
do u think i should go for the cove resort hotel ...price doesnt matter 2 much as long as its not anal rape ...i dont need somewhere wow just clean and b able 2 order food ...not rapage ..and i need women ...in the hotel ,,,,,

im so psyched i cant wait ...if i end up liking it ill go there for 2 months may time and live there ....rite before i move 2 canada ...
 
softy ...is that a rocker c with vance and hines big radius pipes i can see a screaming eagle heavy breather ....too
 
No mate its a softy custom with a Vancs and Hines and a complete 106" S&S big bore top end, heads as well. Cam is S&S gear drive 575, goes like a cut cat. Spent more ON the fucker than what I paid FOR it new :)
If you women in the hotel, like a fucking sex fest, the Check out the "Ark Bar", they have a website, its on the beach and rocks! FULL of tourist girls, should be quite a few Europeans there cause its cold as fuck in winter in Europe now, lol. Their prices are better than the other place I mentioned plus its right in the middle of the whole party scene, probably more what your looking for. Also, when you want a Taxi, theres a bunch out side, kinda like a taxi stand, but if you want to find a house to rent, theres two chick taxi drivers work there, they are cool, will show you round and help find a house to rent etc etc. If your gonna live there for any time, get onto Siam Legal and get your visa (12 month mulitple entry) sorted BEFORE you go. Have to apply for one while your outside Thailand.
 
No mate its a softy custom with a Vancs and Hines and a complete 106" S&S big bore top end, heads as well. Cam is S&S gear drive 575, goes like a cut cat. Spent more ON the fucker than what I paid FOR it new :)
If you women in the hotel, like a fucking sex fest, the Check out the "Ark Bar", they have a website, its on the beach and rocks! FULL of tourist girls, should be quite a few Europeans there cause its cold as fuck in winter in Europe now, lol. Their prices are better than the other place I mentioned plus its right in the middle of the whole party scene, probably more what your looking for. Also, when you want a Taxi, theres a bunch out side, kinda like a taxi stand, but if you want to find a house to rent, theres two chick taxi drivers work there, they are cool, will show you round and help find a house to rent etc etc. If your gonna live there for any time, get onto Siam Legal and get your visa (12 month mulitple entry) sorted BEFORE you go. Have to apply for one while your outside Thailand.



heres my bike ..i sold it a few months ago ..i got a good price ...i couldnt say no cause i wanted to buy a bigger v twin

883 iron ...vance and hines sideshots, super tuner, heavy breather, drag bar, lowered suspensions, projector headlight bla bla bla ...
 

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i miss it a lot i always had people giving me thumbs up or staring at my bike ... i spent phuck loads on it ...
 

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Heres a short Vid of the bike actually.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyhMmOdp_nk
Went out for a squirt yesterday evening, copped a fucking Bee in the side of the face (I'm allergic) so today I look like the Elephant man, lol.

oh niiice man
ur avatar reminds me of my buddies rocker c ..its blue his got the similar la pera seat too lol ....
i like the dual air intake ....sounds sweet ....
have u dyno tuned it ... ?
 
Nice ride bro, I love those V&H pipes, and the low slung mirrors. Looks like its doing 100mph in the pics :)
Yeah mine's been on the dyno, makes 120hp at the back wheel. Has a power commender chip in er too. Throttle body I had pulled and bored to 52 mm bigger injectors all the usual shit. Rides sweet. Handles not to bad, not as bad as you would think with the 4" over, but can still haul ass past most of my buddies 9 (on hogs anyway, lol) in the corners, but thats prolly cause it has more poke, lol.
 

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