Deacon
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Things we have learned from watching the news on TV during the last eight
days:
(1) The hurricane only hit black family's property.
(2) New Orleans was devastated and no other city was
affected by the hurricane.
(3) Mississippi is reported to have a tree blown down.
(4) The hurricane blew a limb off a tree in the yard of an
Alabama resident.
(5) New Orleans has no white people.
(6) When you are hungry after a hurricane, steal a big-screen TV.
(7) The hurricane did 23 billion dollars in improvements
to New Orleans..... now the city is welfare-free, looters-free,
and gang-free ..... and they are in your city.
(8) White folks don't make good news stories.
(9) Don't give thanks to the thousands who came to help
rescue you, instead bitch because the government hasn't given you a debit
card yet.
(10) Only black family members got separated in the hurricane rescue efforts.
(11) Ignore warnings to evacuate and the white folks will
come get you and give you money for being stupid.
(12) I feel so sorry for all those black folks. The only
way it could have been worse was to be white.
days:
(1) The hurricane only hit black family's property.
(2) New Orleans was devastated and no other city was
affected by the hurricane.
(3) Mississippi is reported to have a tree blown down.
(4) The hurricane blew a limb off a tree in the yard of an
Alabama resident.
(5) New Orleans has no white people.
(6) When you are hungry after a hurricane, steal a big-screen TV.
(7) The hurricane did 23 billion dollars in improvements
to New Orleans..... now the city is welfare-free, looters-free,
and gang-free ..... and they are in your city.
(8) White folks don't make good news stories.
(9) Don't give thanks to the thousands who came to help
rescue you, instead bitch because the government hasn't given you a debit
card yet.
(10) Only black family members got separated in the hurricane rescue efforts.
(11) Ignore warnings to evacuate and the white folks will
come get you and give you money for being stupid.
(12) I feel so sorry for all those black folks. The only
way it could have been worse was to be white.