TOPCAT

[TOPCAT]

Meow
Howdy all you cats or pussies !
I'm TOP CAT , but my friends call me TC !
I like it here on A-E , but they don't clean the litter box out very often.
Look forwand to cattin' around with you guys .

TC
purrrr !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45COlD0GoIA

 

[black7]

 

[John Benz]

Welcome to A-E!

 

[mrhtbd]

Purrrfect introduction!

 

[TOPCAT]

Does any of you guy need a good house cat ?
I only crap on the floor when I eat Chili.

I only have a few requriments.
1) My owner must have lots of money
2) I must be fed steak twice weekly
3) I need my sleep , so I absolutely have to have peace and silence a minimum of 18 hr a day.
In addition , don't go start doing this kitty , kitty calling wanting me to come running .
It will never happen!
Just bang my food bowl.
and don't start bitchen' at me about my cussing and drinking
These are only a few, other requirements will apply.

Oh Yes ! I like Crown Royal .

 

[mrhtbd]

I already have three of those,
one's called a wife, and
the other two are called daughters!
(Substitute hard cider and milk for the
Crown Royal, though!)

 

[DADAWG]

welcome lol

 

[Valkyrie]

this place is FUBAR

FUCKED UP BEYOND ALL REPAIR

 

[P. Bateman]

this place is FUBAR

FUCKED UP BEYOND ALL REPAIR

It's recognition...not repair. Holy shit man you're embarrassing.

 

[TOPCAT]

this place is FUBAR

FUCKED UP BEYOND ALL REPAIR

What's the matter Valkyrie ?
Not an animal lover ?

 

[Valkyrie]

It's recognition...not repair. Holy shit man you're embarrassing.

BLAME CANADA

 

[Guest]

this is HR im calling it now