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mrhtbd
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Asked my students today, "How many students got arrested in the death of the pizza delivery guy?"
Answer: "Four, but they didn't kill him, he had a heart attack."
Me: "Yeah, but he died, so that's manslaughter. "
Them: "But they didn't kill him!"
Me: "So, the robbery, assault, and grand theft auto, were Ok?"
Answer: "Well, you know, that's what we do."
Totally f-ing ridiculous, my hands are in the air.
Answer: "Four, but they didn't kill him, he had a heart attack."
Me: "Yeah, but he died, so that's manslaughter. "
Them: "But they didn't kill him!"
Me: "So, the robbery, assault, and grand theft auto, were Ok?"
Answer: "Well, you know, that's what we do."
Totally f-ing ridiculous, my hands are in the air.