Valentine's Day Plans?

Probably nothing again here. I use to get her flowers sent to her office but she said it was a waste. I got her fancy chocolates last year and she eat about half and stopped.

Probably go cheap this year and get her some gum so she can chew that and not my ass. :D
 
I tried smooshing, jewelry, candy, money, you name it, and she still screwed me (in the literal sense only, but that's worse)! Yeah look what happened.
Anyway, this year I'm getting her a mop and a bucket and I'll tell her, "Happy Valentine's Day! Now, clean the damn mess you made the hell up, and put some heart into it!"
 
schmoozing... ya know, kissing up, making it cozy (or tried to anyway)
 

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