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1. Are you named after someone? Nope.
2. When is the last time you cried? When my favorite uncle died.
3. Do you like your handwriting? When I can read it.
4. What is your favorite lunch meat? Vienna sausages (same thing right?)
5. Do you have kids? Yes. The ones I know about.
6. If you were another person, would you be friends with you? Friends? Why not! Even sarcasm needs a friend
7. Do you use sarcasm? I'm fluent in it
8. Do you still have your tonsils? Yes. Dam things are still hanging around. Just like other things
9. Would you bungee jump? Is there a parachute involved?
10. What is your favorite kind of cereal? Lucky Charms
11. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? Yup
12. Do you think you're strong? Yes! I can smell myself everyday
13. What is your favorite ice cream flavor? Most all of them
14. What is the first thing you notice about people? If they're gonna say or do something annoying
15. Red or pink? Vagina?
16. What is the least favorite physical thing about yourself? Knees ache
17. What color pants and shoes are you wearing? Blue. Brown
18. What was the last thing you ate? Zaxby's chicken
19. What are you listening to right now? My farts ripping out crazy train
20. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? That color between blue and purple
21. Favorite smell? Victory.
22. Who was the last person you spoke to on the phone? A woman
23. Favorite sport to watch? Football
24. Hair color? Brown
25. Eye color? Blue on white with the squiggly red lines that turn RED after heavy squat or deads
26. Do you wear contacts? No
27. Favorite food to eat? STEAK
28. Scary movies or comedy? Depends on if I'm pissed or looking at stupid people. Maybe they're really the same, lol.
29. Last movie you watched? Don't breathe
30. What color shirt are you wearing? None
31. Summer or Winter? Fall
32. Hugs or kisses? Sex! But hugs and kisses work too
33. What book are you currently reading? Holding out for the DVD
34. Who do you miss right now? Nobody
35. What is on your mouse pad? Meh.....the mouse? Oh and some 1800 Silver
36. What is the last TV program you watched? Last Man Standing
37. What is the best sound? When she says: supper is ready or OH GOD!!! Yeahhhhhh, that's it! Right there (lol)
38. Rolling Stones or The Beatles? Ozzy
39. What is the furthest you have ever traveled? That tiny little spot down there between North and South America
40. Do you have a special talent? I can go from 0 to sarcastic at the speed of sound (cos sound is faster than light)
1. Are you named after someone? Nope.
2. When is the last time you cried? When my favorite uncle died.
3. Do you like your handwriting? When I can read it.
4. What is your favorite lunch meat? Vienna sausages (same thing right?)
5. Do you have kids? Yes. The ones I know about.
6. If you were another person, would you be friends with you? Friends? Why not! Even sarcasm needs a friend
7. Do you use sarcasm? I'm fluent in it
8. Do you still have your tonsils? Yes. Dam things are still hanging around. Just like other things
9. Would you bungee jump? Is there a parachute involved?
10. What is your favorite kind of cereal? Lucky Charms
11. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? Yup
12. Do you think you're strong? Yes! I can smell myself everyday
13. What is your favorite ice cream flavor? Most all of them
14. What is the first thing you notice about people? If they're gonna say or do something annoying
15. Red or pink? Vagina?
16. What is the least favorite physical thing about yourself? Knees ache
17. What color pants and shoes are you wearing? Blue. Brown
18. What was the last thing you ate? Zaxby's chicken
19. What are you listening to right now? My farts ripping out crazy train
20. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? That color between blue and purple
21. Favorite smell? Victory.
22. Who was the last person you spoke to on the phone? A woman
23. Favorite sport to watch? Football
24. Hair color? Brown
25. Eye color? Blue on white with the squiggly red lines that turn RED after heavy squat or deads
26. Do you wear contacts? No
27. Favorite food to eat? STEAK
28. Scary movies or comedy? Depends on if I'm pissed or looking at stupid people. Maybe they're really the same, lol.
29. Last movie you watched? Don't breathe
30. What color shirt are you wearing? None
31. Summer or Winter? Fall
32. Hugs or kisses? Sex! But hugs and kisses work too
33. What book are you currently reading? Holding out for the DVD
34. Who do you miss right now? Nobody
35. What is on your mouse pad? Meh.....the mouse? Oh and some 1800 Silver
36. What is the last TV program you watched? Last Man Standing
37. What is the best sound? When she says: supper is ready or OH GOD!!! Yeahhhhhh, that's it! Right there (lol)
38. Rolling Stones or The Beatles? Ozzy
39. What is the furthest you have ever traveled? That tiny little spot down there between North and South America
40. Do you have a special talent? I can go from 0 to sarcastic at the speed of sound (cos sound is faster than light)
