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mrhtbd
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That's right, I said it, you all need to be taxed extra!!
According to the premise of global warming, carbon dioxide is causing the atmosphere to heat-up, which subsequently will: melt the polar ice caps, flood Al Gore's new mansion on the beach, get him that righteous insurance premium he most undoubtedly has set up to pay out, and force the polar bears to not waste half a year sleeping (they should work year round like the rest of us).
Here's the justification for your "added tax:"
when you weight train, you breathe more, thereby exhaling more carbon dioxide than your "standard allotment," as determined by the average slob on the street, therefore, in order to pay for the damage you are causing the environment, you must pay an added tax just to lift weights, OK?
It's similar to paying more for a roasted chicken salad at McD's than a burger because the healthier choice will not support the health-care industry as much as a chain-smoking, pork-rind eatin,' load on the fat, opps, here comes my diabetis cause of the extra sugar diet.
So, pay up or take your spot in front of the tube and console the "orb of confusion!"
Shallow breathing is the key...
According to the premise of global warming, carbon dioxide is causing the atmosphere to heat-up, which subsequently will: melt the polar ice caps, flood Al Gore's new mansion on the beach, get him that righteous insurance premium he most undoubtedly has set up to pay out, and force the polar bears to not waste half a year sleeping (they should work year round like the rest of us).
Here's the justification for your "added tax:"
when you weight train, you breathe more, thereby exhaling more carbon dioxide than your "standard allotment," as determined by the average slob on the street, therefore, in order to pay for the damage you are causing the environment, you must pay an added tax just to lift weights, OK?
It's similar to paying more for a roasted chicken salad at McD's than a burger because the healthier choice will not support the health-care industry as much as a chain-smoking, pork-rind eatin,' load on the fat, opps, here comes my diabetis cause of the extra sugar diet.
So, pay up or take your spot in front of the tube and console the "orb of confusion!"
Shallow breathing is the key...
