Four football fans go rock climbing one afternoon:
An Alabama fan,
An Auburn fan,
A Tennessee fan,
& A Georgia fan.
They had been arguing all the way up the mountain about who among them was the most "die hard" fan.
Upon reaching the top of the mountain, the Tennessee fan proclaimed to the other three "This is for the Volunteers!" & promptly threw himself off the mountain as a form of sacrifice, screaming "Rocky Top" as he fell to his death.
Not to be outdone by the Tennessee fan, the Georgia fan jumped up and shouted "This is for the DAWGS" and threw himself off the mountain barking "Woof..woof, woof, woof, woof!" as he crashed on the rocks below.
Refusing to be outdone by the Tennessee and Georgia fans, the Alabama fan rose to his feet and yelled at the top of his lungs "This is for The CRIMSON TIDE!" and without any hesitation, pushed the Auburn fan off the mountain shouting "Fly now, War Eagle!"