woman golfer........JOKE*

[goes4ever]

*/> > A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the
> >> woods.
> >> > >
> >> > > She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
> >> > > The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will
> >> grant you three wishes."
> >> > >
> >> > > The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I
> >> failed to mention that there was a condition to > > your wishes.
> >> > >
> >> > > Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!"
> >> > >
> >> > > The woman said, "That's okay."
> >> > >
> >> > > For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in
> >> the world.
> >> > >
> >> > > The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make
> >> your husband the most handsome man in /* */> > the world, an Adonis
whom
> >> women will flock to".
> >> > >
> >> > > The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most
beautiful
> >> > > Woman and he will have eyes only for me."
> >> > >
> >> > > So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!
> >> > >
> >> > > For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the
world.
> >> > >
> >> > > The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the
> >> world. And he will be ten times richer /* */> > /* */than you."
> >> > >
> >> > > The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and
> >> what's his is mine."
> >> > >
> >> > > So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
> >> > >
> >> > > The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered,
> >> "I'd like a mild heart attack."
> >> > >
> >> > > Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
> >> > >
> >> > > Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you.
> >> > >
> >> > > Stop here and continue feeling good.
> >> > >
> >> > > Male readers : Please scroll down.
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> >> > > The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife.
> >> > > Moral of the story: Women are really dumb/**/,/**/ but think
> >> they're really smart.
> >> > >
> >> > >
> >> > > Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.
> >> > >
> >> > > PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to
> >> show that women never listen!!!:hahaha: :hahaha: