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A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her
nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.
"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday." She looks
at the frog in disbelief, and asks his name. The frog says "My name is
Kermit Jagger --- my dad is Mick Jagger. Don't worry --- I know the bank
manager. By the way, you're a lovely young lady --- may I call you
'Patty'?"
"Certainly" says the teller, "but you will need to secure the loan with
some collateral."
The frog says, "No problem --- look at this," and produces a tiny porcelain
elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank
manager --- and disappears into a back office. Finding the manager she
says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you,
and wants to borrow $30,000 --- and he wants to use this as collateral."
(She holds up the tiny pink elephant.) "What in the world is this?"
The bank manager looks back at her and says ---
(Are you ready?)
"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack.
Give the frog a loan.
His old man's a Rolling Stone."
(You're singing it, aren't you?)
nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.
"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday." She looks
at the frog in disbelief, and asks his name. The frog says "My name is
Kermit Jagger --- my dad is Mick Jagger. Don't worry --- I know the bank
manager. By the way, you're a lovely young lady --- may I call you
'Patty'?"
"Certainly" says the teller, "but you will need to secure the loan with
some collateral."
The frog says, "No problem --- look at this," and produces a tiny porcelain
elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank
manager --- and disappears into a back office. Finding the manager she
says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you,
and wants to borrow $30,000 --- and he wants to use this as collateral."
(She holds up the tiny pink elephant.) "What in the world is this?"
The bank manager looks back at her and says ---
(Are you ready?)
"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack.
Give the frog a loan.
His old man's a Rolling Stone."
(You're singing it, aren't you?)
