You know what's great?

[P. Bateman]

Strippers are great! Bombing around, three in the morning with a waitress from the club while she's shifting gears like a fucking maniac in her tiny fuckin' Saturn. $2.50 domestic, while ass is floating around everywhere.

What's not so great? Having to get up at 5am to go to work. Oh my God, death would be more forgiving.

 

[liftsiron]

Been there bro and I agree.

 

[Shovel]

That must suck to have to pay for ass every night. Lol

 

[P. Bateman]

That must suck to have to pay for ass every night. Lol

Nope, it's fucking great! What's funny is this: I assure you, if you're married, you're paying more for ass than I.

 

[Darkness]

Nope, it's fucking great! What's funny is this: I assure you, if you're married, you're paying more for ass than I.

You are very wise my friend....

 

[bufbiker]

Paying more and getting less poontane!

 

[mrhtbd]

marriage= most expensive poon I ever imagined.
"ass floating around?"... boy I'd like to see that on a video

 

[P. Bateman]

marriage= most expensive poon I ever imagined.
"ass floating around?"... boy I'd like to see that on a video

Yeah, they don't like that.

 

[stumpyone]

Told my ex-wife once after she was talking shit about a friend of mine sucking Dick for dinner that based on my anual income vs. Blowjobs she was averaging $23,000 a blowjob and she was nothing but a high priced whore that damn sure wasn't worth her rate. Lol don't know why that bitch still hates me so much!

 

[bufbiker]

Stumpy you smooth talker you!

 

[mrhtbd]

Last time I said something like that to a woman she said, "Yeah and why son't I go get the .45 from under the seat of my car?"
No sense of humor!

 

[John Benz]

The first of my high school buddies to get married was divorced a couple of years later. When I asked him what happened, his simple reply was, "The fuckin' you get aint worth the fuckin' you get!!"