61 Today!

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I can't believe I've lived this long. I was sure I'd never see 21. It came and went. Then 30 seemed impossible, but going to prison the first time until I was 29 probably made that possible. But even there with fights, riots etc that was no cake walk. Then 40, no way I'll see it. But then going to prison again until I was 37 kept me off the streets hurting myself and doing things to other people. But since then I've been able to stay alive up to this point.
At 61 I'm relatively healthy. I look better than any.other person my age thst I personally know, physically. I'll never be as pretty as Darkness. I can't honestly say I'm as strong as ever. But I'm probably stronger than you are. :liar: And my cock still works well, in fact probably too well. Went to a friends house yesterday after work to help her with a shower leak. Replaced washers and valve seats, she repaid me with some birthday loving. Au natural, no test, no cialis, no viagra. Just me. You knew it wouldn't be my thread unless I bragged a bit, right? But true.
Anyway, I realize most people will never live a life like mine, the things I've done, people I've met, all the sex, drugs, rock n roll, motorcycles, hell, most people wouldn't even believe me if I told them half the stuff I've done, but it's been a rich life. I'm ready to fade into the woodwork and recognize my mortality. And the inevitable.loss of strength, hair, teeth, hearing, eyesight, knees, hips, and the bad back that's sure to come.
But so you'll understand me in the future days, I'm going to fight that down hill slide kicking, punching, biting, all the way down that hill!
Happy freakin birthday to me.
 
Happy fucking birthday ole man! Like my old man has said to me many times, "dont go softly to your grave, you go holding the fucking throttle wide open"
 
Happy birthday bro. What type of vicious love triangle you got going on today?
 
Just the wife and my sec. But wife has a bad cold I don't want to catch. Sec finishing up her monthly. So maybe just a workplace bj. It's better than a cake I won't eat.
 
I started to write my memoirs this morning but had to go pee. When I got back I couldn't remember what I was doing so I ate a samich.
 
Through the ages we toil for money, women, and reflections of our perceived value, but the best thing in an aged man is a body to the hilt and admiration from satellites. You have arrived! Congratulations, and thanks for your example of how to be a Teddie Bear to the ladies and a Badass to the men. I salute you!
 
Happy Belated Birthday BB. It is funny how one day like a switch we realize we aren't going to live forever.

If you guys will indulge me I have a story about that. A few years back, I believe we were 43. My HS buddy and I were driving out in the middle of nowhere on the way back from a two week pheasant hunt. It was silence for close to an hour and suddenly he pipes up. "Do you know nearly HALF of our life is OVER!"?? I paused a moment and looked him head to toe and then said. "HALF? When is the last fucking time you saw a 5'10" 280lb 86 year old man??" I think I made my point. :)))))
 
Believe me, the weight comes off much faster and easier than it went on. But who knows what damage we've done internally. The past fades away but the scars remain. My worst case scenario is sitting in some nursing home crippled up but fully mentally aware. But something else that really worries me is if I should die, or be killed before my wife. She 65, in the early stages of dementia, but still able to work, and function. If I go, she'll have nothing left to hold on to. I've promised to take care of her until she dies, and not put her in a home. For me, we know I'll have to be put away, I'm just too strong and could hurt her or someone else unintentionally.
I know I screw around on her all the time and some of you may not understand that, but I love her very much and treat her like a queen. She's spoiled rotten, and she knows it. She's been my #1 for 34? years now. Maybe 35, I'd have to do the math. But I've been in the biker culture since I was 18. No excuse, just the truth. I've never lived in conformity to the social and moral norm. I'm not a druggie anymore, not a pot head any more. Don't drink any more. Never smoked cigs to any large degree. But I've always loved the women. And what's worse they've always loved me back.
I know I'm rambling, but that's the perogitive of old farts.
I've been fortunate in that my indiscretions which I could not even count, have never caused my old lady hurt or shame. I'm discreet. So I hope those of you more of a moral compass don't judge me too harshly. My wife loves me very much. My son's both lo c e me in their own ways but are afraid od me. My grand children are my delight. And the question of would I kill for any of them is not even given a thought. I work hard, train hard, play hard and there will be a toll to pay some day. I think tge most I can hope for at this point is that I don't take anyone else down with me or cause anyone I love pain as I slide down that hill.
Ramble over.
 
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Congrats on reaching a new milestone Buf. Age is just a number and I myself will be 53 soon.
 
bufbiker said:
I started to write my memoirs this morning but had to go pee. When I got back I couldn't remember what I was doing so I ate a samich.
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It really sucks when you go to pee but forget that's what you went to the bathroom for...
 
Two ladies on a string and great weights lifted, hmmm, been looking at this age thing all wrong, hell, 42 had nothing on your promise for 61. At 57 now, I have 3 1/2 years to get ready. Thanks for the inspiration!! (Damn, I love shit to look forward to!)
 
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