61 years, 5'9" 250#

I had a fellow motorcycle enthusiast hit me in the head with an axe handle at a funeral probably three years ago, give or take. I didnt do anything to cause it. I was minding my own business partying with some other brothers from out of state. He wals up and clobbers me on top of the head. After a seco d or so of getting my bearings back he came at me again. I grabbed the axe handle mid swing, punched him once in the face. It was the funniest thing. He stands there dazed for a second like he's thinking about it, then drops to the ground unconscious. I found out later i broke his orbital socket or something like that. I also found out why he hit me. His old lady got drunk and told him i was better in the sack than he was. And let him know we did it in a hotel suite with him passed out in the bedroom. Lol.
 
Roughrydr said:
I had a fellow motorcycle enthusiast hit me in the head with an axe handle at a funeral probably three years ago, give or take. I didnt do anything to cause it. I was minding my own business partying with some other brothers from out of state. He wals up and clobbers me on top of the head. After a seco d or so of getting my bearings back he came at me again. I grabbed the axe handle mid swing, punched him once in the face. It was the funniest thing. He stands there dazed for a second like he's thinking about it, then drops to the ground unconscious. I found out later i broke his orbital socket or something like that. I also found out why he hit me. His old lady got drunk and told him i was better in the sack than he was. And let him know we did it in a hotel suite with him passed out in the bedroom. Lol.
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Epic! Legendary!
 
Kluso said:
Don?t lie. Even my grandma uses synthol! And my wife in her tits!
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Come on, nobody found this funny? Am I really the only one with a twisted sense of humor around here? I was dying when I read the last sentence back to myself! Deadbeats! Lol
 
Roughrydr said:
I had a fellow motorcycle enthusiast hit me in the head with an axe handle at a funeral probably three years ago, give or take. I didnt do anything to cause it. I was minding my own business partying with some other brothers from out of state. He wals up and clobbers me on top of the head. After a seco d or so of getting my bearings back he came at me again. I grabbed the axe handle mid swing, punched him once in the face. It was the funniest thing. He stands there dazed for a second like he's thinking about it, then drops to the ground unconscious. I found out later i broke his orbital socket or something like that. I also found out why he hit me. His old lady got drunk and told him i was better in the sack than he was. And let him know we did it in a hotel suite with him passed out in the bedroom. Lol.
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You?re terrible Rough! Now that?s a funeral! Almost got a two for one. Lmao
 
Kluso said:
Come on, nobody found this funny? Am I really the only one with a twisted sense of humor around here? I was dying when I read the last sentence back to myself! Deadbeats! Lol
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I thought it was hilarious. I wish this board had ?like? feature.
 
1bigun11 said:
HAHAHAHA! He is the reason I started this thread! LOL! Now he disappeared!! LOL!
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i deserve this as i wasnt thinking hes 61 yrs old. ive done my tris & bis but very little amounts just to get me past 20 inches thats all. sorry big11 for that bad decision.
 
We can chalk it up to cultural differences.
Some countries synthol is used by practically everyone. While here in the US unless youre a competitor its frowned on. And im guessing you compete in bb'ing, Unclem? Not to.hijack. just continuing a thought.
 
What’s that newer stuff the pros are using now? Some kind of acid I believe? It basically causes inflammation and swells the muscle it’s injected into. I don’t think many are using synthol anymore. Pro BB that is.
 
1bigun11 said:
It was a serious fear of mine, lol! I have had a couple of bar fights in the last five years or so. In one, I saw the fight was coming and just one punch knocked out the guy; and in another, after giving the guy several warnings, I just stood up and pushed the drunk airborne over a nearby table and into a wall, and then other patrons took care of him from there. But I was winded and my heart was pounding like hell after each incident, each of which were really quick! Was kind of scary really, lol.
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Who in their right-mind would start a fight with you?
I guess beer-muscles on bar-drinkers overtake logical thinking on occasion!!

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Kluso said:
What?s that newer stuff the pros are using now? Some kind of acid I believe? It basically causes inflammation and swells the muscle it?s injected into. I don?t think many are using synthol anymore. Pro BB that is.
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Theyre not using Hyaluronic Acid, are they?
 
Hey Bigguns lookin good brother!!! Years ago I tried gettin to 240 and my body didn't like it. I was there for maybe 3 or 4 days then went back down to 230ish. Stayed there for a while but had the same problems with gettin tired. Can't even bend over to put your shoes on!!
 
willsgotrythm said:
Hey Bigguns lookin good brother!!! Years ago I tried gettin to 240 and my body didn't like it. I was there for maybe 3 or 4 days then went back down to 230ish. Stayed there for a while but had the same problems with gettin tired. Can't even bend over to put your shoes on!!
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Thanks for the compliment. I feel pretty good at 250. 290, not so much, lol. I have a tendency to gain during the fall/winter so wouldn't be too surprised if I hit 260 before too long. We will see how disciplined I am in the Thanksgiving/ Christmas feast season! lol
 
Planning any more shows, Biggie? You could pretty much walk on stage even now and walk off with the hardware lol.

Respect for all the hard work you put in man.
 
MindlessWork said:
Planning any more shows, Biggie? You could pretty much walk on stage even now and walk off with the hardware lol.

Respect for all the hard work you put in man.
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Thanks. Yes, I plan on doing at least one show in 2023, and possibly three.
 
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